If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back. Chelsea Peretti More Quotes by Chelsea Peretti More Quotes From Chelsea Peretti Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people? Chelsea Peretti guy people thinking Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen. Chelsea Peretti nervous sometimes interesting Why are old maps always burnt? Chelsea Peretti maps Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually dont like female comedians, but your material is great! It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know? Chelsea Peretti comedian jobs people My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don't really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she's been really helpful. Chelsea Peretti parent mom years I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world. Chelsea Peretti comedy guests world I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up. Chelsea Peretti love-hate including hate I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement. Chelsea Peretti encouragement mom song On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone. Chelsea Peretti tweet ex-boyfriend proof I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world - you know, a kid sister of the “real comedians”. I like the idea of positioning myself as legendary rather than trying to fit in. Now do I see myself like that every day? No, but I think it's a funny attitude and maybe on some weird, spiritual level, maybe it's a good attitude. Chelsea Peretti real spiritual attitude Im Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures. Chelsea Peretti italian noses culture It's pretty satisfying to use an image when you don't have a great articulate response. And to be able to customize emoji? Imagine if you were a car enthusiast and you were able to create a car from scratch. That's what this is like for me. I'm an emoji enthusiast. Chelsea Peretti great me you car When I was little, people would ask what my favorite color was, and I never knew. I find it's really hard to make decisive 'best' answers on what the 'best' of something is. Chelsea Peretti never best color people 'Chels-emojis' are in the works. I use emojis heavily in life, and I think a lot of people do. There are a number that are frustratingly absent - you know how there's kind of a generic white man and a generic white woman? I just want to put a generic black man and a generic black woman. Chelsea Peretti woman you man life It's hard to bury your head in Los Angeles. People come up to you and say, 'Hey, I saw your picture on a bus.' It's tricky: You're excited by the possibilities, but you don't want to get too crazy. Chelsea Peretti picture you crazy people I really want to interview Larry David. Chelsea Peretti david really interview want People see technology as something that will ruin society and culture, but I've always embraced technology. Chelsea Peretti society technology culture people I think that with podcasts, a lot of things are about fostering and having a direct connection with the community. Chelsea Peretti connection things think community I'm obsessed with nature and living in the wild, which I just think is crazy. Imagine if a bear attacked you! That's an actual possible way you could die. Chelsea Peretti die you crazy nature We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with a lot of guys in high school, and I did theater with a few of my close girlfriends. Chelsea Peretti weird high-school house school
