I think you need to make responsibility something that's not just a word. Bill Cosby More Quotes by Bill Cosby More Quotes From Bill Cosby Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us. Bill Cosby funny-graduationpayjobs Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago! Bill Cosby humorfunnykids I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?" Bill Cosby humorpersonalityfunny I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal. Bill Cosby united-stateseducationamerica In America ... the seven ages of man have become preschooler, Pepsi generation, baby boomer, mid-lifer, empty-nester, senior citizen, and organ donor. Bill Cosby seniorbabymen A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student. Bill Cosby organizedstudentschildren It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices. Bill Cosby warninggraduationmean Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Bill Cosby our-generationgenerationswise You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job. Bill Cosby hats-offhatsjobs What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in. Bill Cosby inabilityinformationchildren We’ve got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch. Bill Cosby gunhandspeople How long can you tread water? Bill Cosby waterlong On many young actors that don't give their parents proper credit: I'm still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar... and deliver the following acceptance speech: I would like to thank my parents, first of all, for letting me live. Bill Cosby acceptancewinninggiving In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee. Bill Cosby old-neighborhoodpulseboys My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. Bill Cosby parentingfamilychildren But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study. Bill Cosby studywantlong I wanted to give the house back to the parents. Bill Cosby parenthousegiving The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off. Bill Cosby timinghumorfunny When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away. Bill Cosby shamegirlboys When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree. Bill Cosby philadelphiatreechildren
