I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person. Cathy Guisewite More Quotes by Cathy Guisewite More Quotes From Cathy Guisewite When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Cathy Guisewite funny-clever eye giving Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups. Cathy Guisewite mother love funny Everyday is a new beginning and a chance to blow it. Cathy Guisewite new-beginnings life-lesson blow After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight. Cathy Guisewite dieting two years Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens. Cathy Guisewite wages battle reality Cartooning is a wonderful career, and I'd like more women to get to have it. I can't think of any reason why we won't see more syndicated female cartoonists in the future. Cathy Guisewite female careers thinking Men date. Women have relationships. Cathy Guisewite dating men My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog. Cathy Guisewite secret dog thinking Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself. Cathy Guisewite humorous witty funny The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug. Cathy Guisewite mom-and-daughter being-a-mom mother One day, in 1982, for 15 minutes, my hair was perfect. Cathy Guisewite one-day perfect hair What happened to the good old days of "Woman as passive recipient?" What happened to being courted? What happened to sitting back under a parasol and granting someone a chance to try to win us over? Cathy Guisewite sitting winning trying I understand the sensitivities of grown children with little ones of their own!! They'll turn away a mother full of advice, but they'll never say no to one holding a mop. Cathy Guisewite mother advice children Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material. Cathy Guisewite funny-life materials world Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you've already got. Cathy Guisewite christmas remember sometimes All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we've tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they're probably right. Cathy Guisewite believe children thinking Mothers send strips to daughters to make a point. Daughters smack strips down on the breakfast table to make a point. My own mom sometimes cuts a strip out and sends it to me to make sure I understand her. Cathy Guisewite mothers-day mom inspiring I have an office in my house and one about five minutes from my house. I worked solely out of my house for many years, but find, with children, that I have to be in a different ZIP code to think. Cathy Guisewite children years thinking There are self-awareness groups, to help you discover who you really are ... encounter groups, to help you deal with who you really are ... assertiveness training groups to help you stand up for who you really are ... Suddenly, the only way to become an individual is to join a group. Cathy Guisewite training encounters self In the '80s, I thought I'd be a success as a woman if I were the president of a billion dollar company, had a sensitive soul-mate husband, two bilingual children, buns of steels, and a compost heap. In the '90s, I pretty much feel I'm a success if I can get through the afternoon without eating a cheesecake. Cathy Guisewite husband two children
