I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy. Bill Hicks More Quotes by Bill Hicks More Quotes From Bill Hicks I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. Bill Hicks growingdrugbelieve We really are All One....this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years. Bill Hicks philosophyamericayears All governments are lying cocksuckers. Bill Hicks governmentlying Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love. Bill Hicks revolutionary-ideasatheistsuffering Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier. Bill Hicks laughterswallowinglittles Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye. Bill Hicks eyeinspirationalfunny All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real. Bill Hicks taughtemsreal I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House. Bill Hicks revolutionary-ideashumorfunny England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States...23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection. Bill Hicks connectionsunited-statesgun Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a very interesting defense mechanism and the only way to get by it -- and believe me, I was raised Southern Baptist -- is to take massive amounts of mushrooms, sit in a field, and just go, "Show me.". Bill Hicks mushroomsbelieveinteresting Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas. Bill Hicks revolutionary-ideasnextideas People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps... sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day? Bill Hicks feel-betterself-esteemwar Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ... Bill Hicks scarymessagesworld What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!. Bill Hicks lightsunboys How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE! Bill Hicks atheismatheistreligion You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict. Bill Hicks hateideasthinking Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make. Bill Hicks tryingtwothinking They believe the bible is the exact word of God - Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? "I think what God meant to say..." Bill Hicks word-of-godbelievethinking Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously. Bill Hicks humorsorryfunny Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. Bill Hicks governmentstupidamerica
