I was going nine times a week. You get to a point where you don't really know who you are. You're running on high octane, and you'll take all comers in every arena because there was no police. Every arena, you'd take on everybody that would come in the ring.

Roddy Piper

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I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of... by Roddy Piper

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

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Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions. by Roddy Piper

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

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Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper! by Roddy Piper

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

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I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the... by Roddy Piper

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

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You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide. by Roddy Piper

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

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I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be... by Roddy Piper

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

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You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun! by Roddy Piper

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

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I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair. by Roddy Piper

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

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I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am. by Roddy Piper

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

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My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

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I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your... by Roddy Piper

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

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My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back then. I was on the front page for doing something wrong, the arena was full. Then, all of a sudden, everything changed somehow and they put rules in. You put rules in a gunfight? I'm not so good at following those rules. I don't' know what will happen at WrestleMania.

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Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!

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Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

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I think that I just wasn't brought up under any rules, and I think that made me a little different and people wanted to look up to that or aspire to that, and that makes me very grateful.

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Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you w... by Roddy Piper

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

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Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.

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I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera.

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Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

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He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wre... by Roddy Piper

He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.

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