I was so flat-chested in high school that I thought I'd better be funny if guys were going to like me. Jessica St. Clair More Quotes by Jessica St. Clair More Quotes From Jessica St. Clair Once you figure out what your passion is, surround yourself with like-minded people who can help you grow. Jessica St. Clair yourselfyoupassionpeople The one piece of advice I would give to all girlfriends - or guy friends, too, I guess - is that if you're going to have a fight in a Baja Fresh parking lot, make sure one of you has an available pair of sunglasses because whoever is crying is going to want to wear them. Jessica St. Clair fightyousunglassesfriends Ten days after my 'one-step' reconstruction, I was on the beach with my daughter. Jessica St. Clair afterdaysdaughterbeach The thing with physical comedy is that you have to actually try to do the thing you're trying to do - you can't fake it. Jessica St. Clair tryyoucomedyfake In my life, I got a haircut junior year of college that was a real wash-'n-go type of situation. It was short. I had six or seven people say I looked just like Hugh Grant. And I was like, 'That's a man. So... that's not nice.' Jessica St. Clair my-lifemanlifepeople I'm not on Facebook because I can't open the door to the past. Jessica St. Clair opendoorfacebookpast My parents sold my childhood home, and I literally was 35 years old, but I cried for, like, two and a half weeks. Like, openly wailed. Jessica St. Clair parentslikechildhoodhome I've been in the emergency room for food poisoning. Jessica St. Clair emergencyroombeenfood I was bored by going to Mommy and Me, and I certainly didn't want to write about it. Jessica St. Clair goingmeboredwant Keegan-Michael Key and Lindsay Sloane are two of the best, literally, just dramatic actors. Jessica St. Clair keybestjusttwo I can't tell you how many bizarre shows at UCB I was a part of. Jessica St. Clair howtellyoushows We all had jobs that were just fronts. I felt like I was in the mob. I had a job, but that wasn't my real job. My real job was to be an actor. I always knew that and never forgot that. Jessica St. Clair neverjobalwaysreal In Hollywood, normally things don't work out, and dreams are crushed. Jessica St. Clair dreamsthingshollywoodwork I remember watching 'I Love Lucy' from an early age, 'Laverne & Shirley.' Jessica St. Clair watchingagerememberlove One of my biggest and most influential was 'The Golden Girls.' That show, I remember specific episodes. Jessica St. Clair showi-remembergoldenremember I would never knowingly go and date somebody that my friend loved. Jessica St. Clair lovedfriendnevergo It's very hard to fake. When you see Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig in 'Bridesmaids,' you can tell they really love each other. Jessica St. Clair seeyoufakelove I've been trying to cram myself down the throats of America for a longer time than I care to remember. Jessica St. Clair myselfcaretimeremember A lot of comedy on television has a reserve to it, and it's a little too cool for school. Jessica St. Clair coolcomedytelevisionschool If you write for somebody that you know, then your job is so much easier. Jessica St. Clair yourjobknowyou
