I would rather be a security guard than a rock star. Bruce McCulloch More Quotes by Bruce McCulloch More Quotes From Bruce McCulloch I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot. Bruce McCulloch teenager evil drinking I'm in a rut deep enough to hang posters. Bruce McCulloch posters ruts enough I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material. Bruce McCulloch bad-day fun thinking I think that's why I like baseball. There's something great about it - you're young, the pitcher's young and he's got this great arm, and he doesn't really realize anything about strategy. Bruce McCulloch arms baseball thinking No, I don't run all the way. I'm not like an Olympic class runner. Bruce McCulloch class running way I like to do little obsessed losers, or people who are in over their head, or people who are trying to figure stuff out, or guys whose girlfriends leave them and they don't quite get it. Guys who just don't quite get it. Bruce McCulloch girlfriend guy people Yeah, we're sweet but savage, and I think a lot of Canadians are that way. Bruce McCulloch savages sweet thinking However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once. Bruce McCulloch smart teamwork two You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore. Bruce McCulloch knows Most of the people I know in bands, all they are concerned about is getting to do the next record. Bruce McCulloch records band people L.A. Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who. Bruce McCulloch growing growing-up Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done. Bruce McCulloch cancer heart character I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall. Bruce McCulloch nice kids children To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought. Bruce McCulloch party doors talking I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time. Bruce McCulloch hate people thinking I got through college realizing business was repugnant. Bruce McCulloch realizing college I, sir, I just like to work. I'm humble. Bruce McCulloch just like humble work No, they're nice guys. They wear girdles, but they're nice guys. Bruce McCulloch nice-guys guys wear nice I'm just ah, actually developing a tv show for HBO, and I'm directing a film this summer, and actually I'm doing some live shows out in western Canada. Bruce McCulloch live doing canada summer Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy. Bruce McCulloch weird well comedy funny
