If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? George Carlin More Quotes by George Carlin More Quotes From George Carlin You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala. George Carlin tropical guatemala fruit Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh..apologiz e..let go of what you can't change. George Carlin life-is-too-short perfect letting-go You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montana, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time. George Carlin christian life country It's not in the mainstream media yet, but the biggest jump in skin cancer has occurred since the advent of sunscreens. That kind of thing makes me happy. The fact that people, in pursuit of a superficial look of health, give themselves a fatal disease. I love it when 'reasoning' human beings think they have figured out how to beat something and it comes right back and kicks them in the nuts. God bless the law of unintended consequences. And the irony is impressive: Healthy people, trying to look healthier, make themselves sick. Good! George Carlin cancer media thinking I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well. George Carlin zombie bullshit angel The secret of success is doing something you love, doing it well and being recognized for it George Carlin something-you-love wells secret My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.' George Carlin tombstone inspiring motivational There is a certain amount of righteous indignation I hold for the American culture, because to get back to the real root of it, to get broader about it, my opinion that is my species - and my culture in America specifically - have let me down and betrayed me. I think this species had great, great promise, with this great upper brain that we have, and I think we squandered it on God and Mammon. And I think this culture of ours has such promise, with the promise of real, true freedom, and then everyone has been shackled by ownership and possessions and acquisition and status and power. George Carlin real brain thinking Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack. George Carlin soundtracks bullshit The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. George Carlin family inspirational children We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass. George Carlin sarcastic witty funny It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. George Carlin folks bullshit One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy. George Carlin self philosophy thinking Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft. George Carlin rocks humor funny If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. George Carlin success witty funny No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it. George Carlin stupid-people stupid people I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. George Carlin stupid-people humor funny Granola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up. George Carlin oats fats chocolate Have you ever started a path? No one seems willing to do this. We don't mind using existing paths, but we rarely start new ones. Do it today. Start a path. Even if it doesn't lead anywhere George Carlin path mind today That's the whole meaning of life, isn't it? Trying to find a place for your stuff. George Carlin meaning-of-life stuff trying
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