If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo. Dan Castellaneta More Quotes by Dan Castellaneta More Quotes From Dan Castellaneta Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. Dan Castellaneta funny-simpsonsraceeasy I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing. Dan Castellaneta collegewritingschool The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows. Dan Castellaneta nicecartooncharacter The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well. Dan Castellaneta wellsablelittles If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such. Dan Castellaneta girlsportswrestling If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. Dan Castellaneta speak-englishblameguy After years of doing impressions, its time for a change. Dan Castellaneta time-for-a-changeimpressionyears It is better to watch things then to do them. Dan Castellaneta watches One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary, but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue was Homer's image changing because he had hair. Dan Castellaneta imagegayuniquehair I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do. Dan Castellaneta thingsthinkknowpeople In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics! Dan Castellaneta obeylawsthermodynamicshouse Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. Dan Castellaneta themeatmewife I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it. Dan Castellaneta showfansaypart I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's really, really hard to do something different when you have a show going on as long as this has. Dan Castellaneta thinkyouhardlong It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up. Dan Castellaneta somejoblinesfunny The voice doesn't take a lot of effort now, but in the beginning it was hard to try to find a voice. The one I settled on was just easier to do for a half-hour. Dan Castellaneta beginningtryeffortvoice It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across to the animator because the animator is inspired by the voicetrack in terms of how to animate the character. Dan Castellaneta youtryingcharacterway
