If Michael Bisping ever addresses me in a public comment again, I will bury him where he stands. Chael Sonnen More Quotes by Chael Sonnen More Quotes From Chael Sonnen If I had nothing to do and I wanted to sit in a dark room and relax, I could at times. But to be busy is very nice. To have things to do and have a schedule. Chael Sonnen relaxnicedark A Black Belt under the Nogueira Brothers is like saying I got a free toy in my happy meal Chael Sonnen blackmealsbrother For me, and people like me, fighting isn't what we do; it's who we are. Chael Sonnen mmafightingpeople As a professional athlete I can tell you I feel every single emotion and not one of them ever helped me in a fist-fight before. Chael Sonnen mmafightingathlete Anderson isn't qualified to make Frank Mir a sandwich Chael Sonnen frankqualifiedsandwiches All medicine is made to make you better. If it did the opposite, it would be malpractice. Chael Sonnen oppositebetteryoumedicine There was years when my father didn't even make a hundred grand - or barely made a hundred grand - and sure, we had a maid, but she only came twice a week. What do you think happened the other five days? You think those dishes washed themselves? You think those clothes got themselves in the hamper? Chael Sonnen thinkyouclothesfather I don't really know what 'respect' means. That sounds like something a kid in the street says after he's getting ready to take your coat and your shoes. Chael Sonnen streetknowrespectshoes All sin and all crime comes from the same thing: 'I decided. I decided this was okay.' Chael Sonnen sameokaycrimesin Every time you win, you get another fight. Every time you get a fight, you get promotion, marketing, and media. Those things are what makes stars. Chael Sonnen fightyoustarstime You can never have the comeback if you don't have the retirement. Chael Sonnen neveryoucomebackretirement Accosting somebody in public can be regrettable. Accosting a gangster can be hazardous. Chael Sonnen hazardouspublicgangstersomebody My ideal fight would be against the smallest guy with the most atrocious record in the largest venue for the most insane paycheck. I love easy fights. Chael Sonnen fightguyeasylove Triangle chokes are the refuge for cowards. I would never stoop to that level of locking my legs around a man and squeezing. Chael Sonnen cowardsnevermanlegs I would never discredit the sport or my opponent by reading my injury list before or after the fight. I've always thought it's a very underhanded thing to do, and it's a very cowardly thing to do, to come out and say, 'I'm hurt,' particularly if you win a fight. Chael Sonnen fightwinyouhurt There's a camaraderie that comes with this sport, but fighting Anderson Silva is a lot like eating Chinese food: twenty minutes after I do it, I'm going to want to do it again. Chael Sonnen fightingeatingwantfood I don't walk around looking into cameras and telling people I'm the best fighter in the world just to hear myself talk. I say it for the same reason they put warnings on packages of cigarettes, and fighting Chael Sonnen may be hazardous to one's health. Chael Sonnen walkbestmyselfhealth Guys always get jealous or envious of an opportunity, but they never wanna walk out to the mound and point to the crowd and tell them where they're going to hit the ball. I will. I'll call my shots. Chael Sonnen walkneverjealousopportunity Because of both hipster culture and Facebook culture, the human race is starting to resemble a school of hairy piranhas. Chael Sonnen humanracecultureschool I had dreams in 2000 of being an Olympian for boxing. I never talk about it. Chael Sonnen talkdreamsneverboxing
