If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs. Oliver Herford More Quotes by Oliver Herford More Quotes From Oliver Herford Many are called but few get up. Oliver Herford get-upinspirational A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish. Oliver Herford mossrollingdeep-thought A man is known by the silence he keeps. Oliver Herford criminal-mindsilencemen A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. Oliver Herford laughtersarcasticfunny I heard a bird sing Oliver Herford darkspringsweet Some take their gold in minted mold, and some in harps thereafter, but give me mine in bubbles fine and keep the change in laughter. Oliver Herford laughterwinegiving The Elf and the Dormouse UNDER a toadstool crept a wee Elf, Out of the rain to shelter himself. Under the toadstool, sound asleep, Sat a big Dormouse all in a heap. Trembled the wee Elf, frightened and yet Fearing to fly away lest he get wet. To the next shelter-maybe a mile! Sudden the wee Elf smiled a wee smile. Tugged till the toadstool toppled in two. Holding it over him, gaily he flew. Soon he was safe home, dry as could be. Soon woke the Dormouse-"Good gracious me!" "Where is my toadstool?" loud he lamented. -And that's how umbrellas first were invented. Oliver Herford rainhometwo There is always room at the top - after the investigation. Oliver Herford motivational-salesswimmingrooms There are more fish taken out of a stream than ever were in it. Oliver Herford takensealakes A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even... without any hope of doing it well. Oliver Herford practicefamemen I sometimes think the Pussy-Willows grey Oliver Herford catangelthinking Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it. Oliver Herford modestyhumilityart What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan. Oliver Herford eggsfansambition Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. Oliver Herford drinkingwittyinspirational Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you. Oliver Herford tactlying Age, like distance lends a double charm. Oliver Herford distanceagetime Children, behold the Chimpanzee: Oliver Herford agetreechildren Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. Oliver Herford divorcemarriageway Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. Oliver Herford hatedoglove An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it. Oliver Herford culinarycookingfood
