If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared. Karl Pilkington More Quotes by Karl Pilkington More Quotes From Karl Pilkington It's not a joke: I really do like being at home. Karl Pilkington jokeshome I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin. Karl Pilkington dolphinsswimideas I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too. Karl Pilkington mightpeopleneeds The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now. Karl Pilkington londongaypeople Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.' Karl Pilkington chinawallhonest From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful! Karl Pilkington be-gratefulgratefuldad They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else to drown it out at the time? Karl Pilkington bangsbigswonder Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it. Karl Pilkington teachingfunnythinking I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan. Karl Pilkington offendingwantpeople Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years. Karl Pilkington bagsmenyears I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything. Karl Pilkington pessimisticninethinking I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it. Karl Pilkington holding-backrubbishgiving It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose. Karl Pilkington loseseasier There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there. Karl Pilkington maddonelooks They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time? Karl Pilkington they-saysaywondertime People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door. Karl Pilkington dooranswerlivepeople When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that. Karl Pilkington meholidayhopepeople
