If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me. Ted Nugent More Quotes by Ted Nugent More Quotes From Ted Nugent There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed. Ted Nugent gunlawamerica To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic. Ted Nugent gunmindworld If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective. Ted Nugent crimecausesgun If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot. Ted Nugent upsetidiotmight The culture war in America can best be described by the battle between workin' hard, playin' hard s - tkickers that bust our ass to make America strong by earning our own way and kickin' maximum ass versus soulless weaklings who have been brainwashed into thinking they are entitled to a free ride. Ted Nugent strongwarthinking My idea of fast food is a mallard. Ted Nugent huntingfoodfunny I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist raised communist educated communist nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America. Ted Nugent communityofficeamerica Animals have rights, to be smothered with garlic and butter! Ted Nugent garlicrightsanimal Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak. Ted Nugent mountainhikinginspiration There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period. Ted Nugent guncountrychildren If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him. Ted Nugent coyotesshootingrooms I'm repulsed at the concept of man-on-man sex, I think it's against nature, I think it's strange as hell, but if that's what you are, I love you. I'm not going to judge people's morals. I say live and let live. Ted Nugent gaylove-yousex According to Democrats it's racist, jingoistic and xenophobic to support enforcing America's immigration laws. What's next for Democrats, labeling heterosexual sex as homophobic? Ted Nugent lawsexamerica If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese. Ted Nugent funny-thanksgivingturkeyswant I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War. Ted Nugent southwonderwar If Elvis Presley had been a bowhunter, he'd probably be alive today. Ted Nugent huntinglive-for-todayalive Sometimes too much tolerance can kill you. If you are tolerant of people poisoning themselves to death they will drag you down. They will ruin your life by being intentional obstacles to your dreams. Ted Nugent tolerancedreampeople The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil. Ted Nugent evilwaramerica Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard. Ted Nugent alcoholgivingmean Whenever I donate a hunting trip for the Children's Leukemia Foundation, Ronald McDonald Cancer House, all these children's charities, I offer the anti-hunters an opportunity: if you donate more to the children's charity than the hunters donate we won't go hunting. Ted Nugent canceropportunitychildren
