If you listen to them talk, they go, 'Well, the first time ...' The first time? Bitch, how many times did it happen? Just listen to what they're saying and some of them really [are] un-rape-able. I just look at them and go, 'You don't want that. Get out of here,'.

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My father was the guy on the block who said hi to everyone. by Damon Wayans

My father was the guy on the block who said hi to everyone.

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Richard basically blazed a trail for black comedy. He defined what it is, as a young black man he was saying what he felt -- and that was shocking.

Tell the truth, if I was him, I would divorce my wife, give her all my money and then I would go do a deposition. I would light one of [those] three-hour cigars. I'd have some wine and maybe a Quaalude, and I would just go off, because I don't believe that he was raping. I believe he was in relationships with all of them, and then he's like, 'You know what? It's 78. It don't work like that no more. I can't get it up for any of y'all. Bye, b**ches,' and then they're like, 'Oh, really? Rape!'.

Some struggle is healthy. If you can embrace it rather than be angry, you can use it as your pilot light.

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All the family gatherings, I'm too tired, or I can't because it conflicts with work... I have seven grandkids. I've been missing recitals and graduations. To me, it's just not worth it. There is a better way to live life.

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Junior is such a great guy. He's the new and improved model. It's a beautiful thing. That's what you train your children to do. He's an inspiration to his brothers and sisters and nieces and nephews who say it's too hard living up to the family name.

you family beautiful children

Nobody can stop you but you. And shame on you if you're the one w... by Damon Wayans

Nobody can stop you but you. And shame on you if you're the one who stops yourself.

stop nobody yourself you

The beautiful thing about having family that has diabetes is knowing what not to do. I got an uncle that thinks insulin is supposed to enable him to eat cake.

uncle cake family beautiful

My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and he raised us under a very s... by Damon Wayans

My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and he raised us under a very strict hand.

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And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the... by Damon Wayans

And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.

key lot family humor

My greatest production is my children. Then, to see my grandbabie... by Damon Wayans

My greatest production is my children. Then, to see my grandbabies is the gravy.

production greatest see children

The show has become my therapy. by Damon Wayans

The show has become my therapy.

show become therapy

We have four beautiful children and some wonderful memories. by Damon Wayans

We have four beautiful children and some wonderful memories.

some beautiful memories children

This town was built on nepotism. by Damon Wayans

This town was built on nepotism.

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I was 12 years old when I had my first job, delivering packages. by Damon Wayans

I was 12 years old when I had my first job, delivering packages.

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The less food, the more time to talk, the more to talk about. by Damon Wayans

The less food, the more time to talk, the more to talk about.

more talk time food

Being a celebrity, I don't even have to talk. by Damon Wayans

Being a celebrity, I don't even have to talk.

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And my marriage was perfect when I wasn't famous. by Damon Wayans

And my marriage was perfect when I wasn't famous.

famous marriage perfect

My kids have a competitive drive I never had growing up. by Damon Wayans

My kids have a competitive drive I never had growing up.

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I never thought about being famous. by Damon Wayans

I never thought about being famous.

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