If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands. Terry Pratchett More Quotes by Terry Pratchett More Quotes From Terry Pratchett Logic is a wonderful thing but doesn't always beat actual thought. Terry Pratchett logicwonderfulscience The people who really run organizations are usually found several levels down, where it is still possible to get things done. Terry Pratchett organizationrunningpeople "Out of Print" is bookseller speak for "We can't be hedgehogged". Terry Pratchett booksellersprintspeak The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head. Terry Pratchett fake-peoplehumorlying It was lonely on the hill, and cold. And all you could do was keep going. You could scream, cry, and stamp your feet, but apart from making you feel warmer, it wouldn’t do any good. You could say it was unfair, and that was true, but the universe didn’t care because it didn’t know what “fair” meant. That was the big problem about being a witch. It was up to you. It was always up to you. Terry Pratchett carelonelyfeet It wasn't that Nanny Ogg sang badly. It was just that she could hit notes which, when amplified by a tin bath half full of water, ceased to be sound and became some sort of invasive presence. Terry Pratchett tinsoundwater Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Terry Pratchett intelligentlifefunny The power of prayer and faith can heal and bring happiness. The real tragedy is that the people that are helped by this don't realize that this power is really coming from within. Terry Pratchett realprayerpeople Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom. Terry Pratchett boredomapathyinteresting but what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed? Terry Pratchett lawmenyears You've got a lot of time for abstract thought when you've got your hand stuck up a dead badger. Terry Pratchett stuck-upabstracthands He's out of his depth on a wet pavement. Terry Pratchett wetpavementdepth People whose concept of ancient history is the first series of Star Trek may be treated with patience, because it's usually not their fault they were reduced to getting their education from school. Terry Pratchett starspeopleschool In the world I live in, 'not worse' is nearly as good as 'better'. Terry Pratchett world If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. Terry Pratchett catlifepeople Neither of my parents went to church, but they did everything that you needed to do to be Christian. That's something a Quaker would call an intimation of the divine. Terry Pratchett churchparentchristian Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving. Terry Pratchett times-are-changingadventuretravel In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. Terry Pratchett lords-and-ladieshumorousscience The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. Terry Pratchett atheistwisdomdeath Real education happens when you pick up a fact here, and another fact there, and put them together and get an insight. Terry Pratchett realtogetherfacts
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