If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope More Quotes by Bob Hope More Quotes From Bob Hope I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them. Bob Hope ruined men hands I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive. I have to bring him in from Lourdes. Bob Hope lourdes one-line men I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns. Bob Hope president running funny I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six. Bob Hope six president men I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is. Bob Hope reassuring oscars actors I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four. Bob Hope sheltered-lives four girl President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes. Bob Hope painting president golf I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters. Bob Hope sweaters giving-up golf The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to. Bob Hope japan humorous funny If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it. Bob Hope fighting games golf Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning. Bob Hope morning birthday believe The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything. Bob Hope presidential running funny Vice President Spiro Agnew can not cheat on his score : because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded. Bob Hope vices president golf To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two. Bob Hope giving two ideas I tell jokes to pay my green fees. Bob Hope green golf pay The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life. Bob Hope bombers bombs hell We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf. Bob Hope waiting mistake golf Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now. Bob Hope fads guy laughing At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents. Bob Hope awards acting thinking Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that. Bob Hope agents typical lying
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