In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever. Trey Parker More Quotes by Trey Parker More Quotes From Trey Parker I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. Trey Parker joseph-smith santa persons I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off. Trey Parker Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market. Trey Parker My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?' Trey Parker girlfriend home people You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it. Trey Parker musical missing-you numbers To me, every episode is like a song, and every season is like an album. There's that part of the day when you first get the idea and you say, "This could be really funny." And you sit down and you write it. There's just something that happens there that doesn't happen when you really give it a lot of time beforehand. Trey Parker writing song ideas My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that. Trey Parker married kids people I can feel myself dying inside. Trey Parker dying-inside dying feels Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective. Trey Parker parent kids thinking When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh. Trey Parker sweet mean people So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it. Trey Parker committees written hollywood I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff. Trey Parker real world thinking Before the church responded, a lot of people would ask us, 'Are you afraid of what the church would say?' And Trey and I were like, 'They're going to be cool.' And they were like, 'No, they're not. There are going to be protests.' And we were like, 'Nope, they're going to be cool.' We weren't that surprised by the church's response. We had faith in them. Trey Parker protest church people It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it. Trey Parker party jobs thinking I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football. Trey Parker trying football two There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have. Trey Parker cigarette-smoke vacation people Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. Trey Parker turds realizing comedy There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists. Trey Parker topics facts people My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there. Trey Parker oklahoma new-york school So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact. Trey Parker albums christmas song
