It fits my ADD, so that's good. Because I really can't focus on anything for too long. And 'Top Gear's really the easiest thing to do because I'm with my pals. It's like coming home with my friends. We're having so much fun making the show.

Adam Ferrara

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, lik... by Adam Ferrara

I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

humor men funny

My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.

easter funny jesus

I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

humor animal funny

I don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring. Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. 'Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain't getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.'

cutting home boys

I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

humor faces funny

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

humor men funny

If you're in California and it's raining, stay home, because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.

california rain home

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad... by Adam Ferrara

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.

car dad guy

I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing 'til you hear water.

nice humor funny

The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's like, 'I hope you die first.'

funny-marriage parent years

I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization. by Adam Ferrara

I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.

arrogance civilization thinking

I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, 'Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man's under the bed!' Pop opens one eye, he's like, 'Is the boogie man bigger than me?' 'Well, no Daddy, he's not.' 'Well, you got your choice: you can deal with the boogie man or you can deal with me.'

hurt running funny

I love to believe that there's one god but there's many different religions so there's just the question of which long distance company you pick.

distance long believe

Anytime I get to help the firefighters, I will. I'm real lucky to... by Adam Ferrara

Anytime I get to help the firefighters, I will. I'm real lucky to be in a position to help.

help will lucky real

Any time you can get a muscle car back, it's a good thing. by Adam Ferrara

Any time you can get a muscle car back, it's a good thing.

good you car time

I had done another show called 'United States of Cars,' which was a pilot that didn't get picked up. And they said, 'You know, we're doing 'Top Gear,' and would you like to meet the guys?' It was the wild - most wild audition I ever had because I never went to a studio or a producer's office.

pilot never know you

I don't have a car in Manhattan because you have to choose between a car and an apartment. It's that expensive.

choose you car expensive

In California, the lines on the road are just a suggestion. They're in the left lane with the left indicator on, so naturally it's time to turn right! Are you kidding me? In your Prius? I know, you're saving the Earth by trying to kill the people!

me you time people

When I walked in to read with Edie Falco, it was nice, because I auditioned in New York, and it was very quick. You walk in, there's Edie, the producers, the director, and a camera. I read three scenes, and it was done.

camera walk you nice

I remember for my 18th birthday, I was going to get a tattoo, and I made the mistake of thinking I was a man and telling my father, and he was like, 'Oh yeah? You better tattoo a new address on your arm, because you're not living here!' And that was the end of that discussion.

you man birthday father