It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick. Bill Hicks More Quotes by Bill Hicks More Quotes From Bill Hicks You are the imagination of yourself. Bill Hicks imagination Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to. Bill Hicks atheistfunnysex I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me. Bill Hicks revolutionary-ideashumorfunny Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life? Bill Hicks employmentmexicoway It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside. Bill Hicks evolutiondevelopmentgun Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me. Bill Hicks artistwritingbook How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're Bubba!' 'Ah'm Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt. Bill Hicks americajesusthinking I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all. Bill Hicks christianwishrunning I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego. Bill Hicks egochancegiving Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God! Bill Hicks rocksstarschildren You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring. Bill Hicks phonespoliticalbook The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form. Bill Hicks comedianroleswaiting How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy. Bill Hicks scare-tacticslyingthinking I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you. Bill Hicks warlongbelieve If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews. Bill Hicks agnosticatheismatheist In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final. Bill Hicks finalsearth If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender. Bill Hicks alcoholnumberswar Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it? Bill Hicks profitlawpot Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television. Bill Hicks cluelessstupidpeople I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book. Bill Hicks easterkingsjesus
