It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a do... by David Cross

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

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I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.

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I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say, at the vast majority of shows, they loved it. There were encores, there were standing ovations.

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I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed - and, again, whether you think it's funny or not, that's subjective.

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I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good. by David Cross

I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.

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I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the idea that somebody would come there and say those things that I said created an atmosphere where some people would walk out, and suddenly they weren't in the minority. For an hour and a half, they were the majority. So I would argue that it does need to be said.

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Maybe if you live in Brooklyn, you don't need to hear that? But please, trust me, in most of America, they do need to hear it. And they're quite thankful that somebody came out and did it. For an hour and a half in that theater, for once, they're in the majority.

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You have to get the second season by acquiescing to a third seaso... by David Cross

You have to get the second season by acquiescing to a third season.

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When we were on the bus doing the Mr. Show Hooray for America Tour there was a lot of laughter and a lot of pot smoking and a lot of speed metal listening and video game playing. Of course that was all Brian Posehn.

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It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.

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Then I will tape the sets and even though I`m not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.

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So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude. by David Cross

So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.

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James Lipton: The most pompous arrogant failure in history. by David Cross

James Lipton: The most pompous arrogant failure in history.

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[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.

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I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.

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If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your... by David Cross

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

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I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economica... by David Cross

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

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If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.

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It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm not yelling at the audience, I'm yelling at the world. It genuinely sucks if people are taking it that way. But I'm not talking to individuals.

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Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Let's put another one of me out there.

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I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

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