It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of. Will Rogers More Quotes by Will Rogers More Quotes From Will Rogers Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so. Will Rogers ignoranceknowslying Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. Will Rogers familyinspirationalfunny It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well, if you thought it made the Senators hot, you wait till you see what happens when the jackasses hear how they have been slandered. Will Rogers waitingamericason You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. Will Rogers gamblinghorsepeople I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers sarcasticwittyfunny People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. Will Rogers crazyinspirationalfunny Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Will Rogers missinghotmen It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. Will Rogers governmenthumorfunny Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. Will Rogers life-and-lovebusinessblow We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by. Will Rogers heromotivationalinspirational Lord, let me live until I die. Will Rogers let-melordlife Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. Will Rogers hilarioussarcasticfunny The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking. Will Rogers partyhumorousprayer I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money. Will Rogers returnwittyfunny Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, that don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous. Will Rogers governmentbodyhurt So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way. Will Rogers being-differentseriousway You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. Will Rogers funny-agefunny-agingleaks Common sense ain't common. Will Rogers common-sensecommonfunny Show me a healthy community with a healthy economy and I will show you a community that has its green infrastructure in order and understands the relationship between the built and the unbuilt environment. Will Rogers smartnatureorder A fool and his money are soon elected. Will Rogers moneysarcasticfunny
