It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book. Dylan Moran More Quotes by Dylan Moran More Quotes From Dylan Moran In my personal life, my family makes me laugh more than anybody; I think that is the same for everybody. I certainly hope it is. Dylan Moran my-family laughing thinking People do need a social license to go, "Ha ha ha," and have a good time. It's a strange thing. There's a lot of social ritual around comedy and laughter. It's a bonding experience for groups, but nobody can tell you much about how funny somebody is. Sometimes people just need to be in a group and be laughing together, just like they need to be in a group in watching some really terrifying film. Dylan Moran laughter laughing people If you're talking about crowd enthusiasm, it varies. I have a decent following in Australia so I like there. I'm interested in playing everywhere. Dylan Moran crowds australia talking I've got better things to do than read rubbish about myself. Dylan Moran better-things-to-do rubbish things-to-do That's a rather flippant quote "drinking and writing bad poetry" from me. I mean, I said it, but I was doing other stuff too. I certainly didn't manage the full stretch of four years. Dylan Moran drinking writing mean I'll work for whoever wants to hire me. Even the jewelry channel. Dylan Moran jewelry want I'll have to look into [Washington] D.C. a bit more. I know it's given over to the administration and the bureaucracy connected to it. It's a super-organism of the American state. But there's also a parallel city in there where normal people live. Dylan Moran administration cities people The American political machinery is awesome to behold in its scale and expense and waste and madness. It's the greatest circus on Earth I suppose. Dylan Moran circus political earth It's such a bullshit move. Transparently so. It's obviously supposed to give succor to people who feel pissed off because someone from another country got a job that they feel should've been given to them. But that's what people voted against here. They voted against the movement of labor - that kind of fluidity - because they want a Britain that no longer exists, and they can't get it. Dylan Moran jobs country moving I've lived in the UK for longer than I lived in Ireland. I'm not worried about myself, but it's ridiculous for youngsters. Dylan Moran youngsters ridiculous worried I know there's similar dissatisfaction in America. There's a lot of white people who come from blue collar backgrounds and who feel ill-equipped and badly served by modern economics and the modern job market. Dylan Moran white jobs america I think I still get something from the original broadcaster but I'm certainly not aware of any Netflix van driving to my house and unloading a load of cash into my front yard. Dylan Moran yards house thinking I just wish I had longer. It's very frustrating. As you know, to people over here, cities like [Washington] D.C. are iconic. We know them so well. It's very frustrating to be in one of them for 36 hours and have a show to do because you can't really do anything. Dylan Moran cities wish people I have used that song ["50ft Queenie"] and I'm a big PJ Harvey fan. I think she's fantastic. Dylan Moran pjs song thinking The sensible thing for everyone to do would be to write all their op-eds and think pieces now so they're ready the day after the election when [Donald] Trump is no longer in the picture. God, I can't wait for that. I hope he just goes away. Dylan Moran waiting writing thinking I've always wanted to visit [Washington]. The Smithsonian has some fantastic archival material on blues music, which I'm really into. There's a ton of stuff I want to do there. but it just never happened. Dylan Moran fantastic want stuff I always try to address where I am. I'll talk to the people and try to find out what it is about that particular place that makes it distinct from everywhere else. Dylan Moran addresses trying people I really can't describe what my stand-up is like - people see it and they say it's like that, or it's like this, and that's really up to them, that's fine, but I don't sit around all day analysing it. I just try and enjoy a show and interest myself because if I don't do that then I won't interest anybody else. Dylan Moran fine trying people I never really had a career, to be honest with you. I never in my life sat down and planned it. I have thought, 'Oh, I'd like to do this,' like anybody would. But I'm not the type that says, 'If I do this, it will lead to that.' Dylan Moran down-and honest careers I was fat! I was pustule-rich! I looked like a pink human grenade! When did I blossom into the irresistible little orchid that I am now? I don't know. Getting taller helps. It spreads out a bit. Dylan Moran orchids humor funny