It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son -- and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. Helen Rowland More Quotes by Helen Rowland More Quotes From Helen Rowland To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Helen Rowland funny-relationshipbeing-happylove The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. Helen Rowland funny-womenexcitementsarcastic Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. Helen Rowland marriagekissingmiracle When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. Helen Rowland divorcesinglemarriage True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity. Helen Rowland love-islongyears The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him. Helen Rowland strong-womenheartlove Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. Helen Rowland motivationbirthdayfunny Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. Helen Rowland lovelyingart Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again. Helen Rowland brokenheartmen A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him. Helen Rowland beautifulmeninspire True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision. Helen Rowland scopevisioncapacity Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. Helen Rowland flavortakeninspirational Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. Helen Rowland loverelationshipfall At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish. Helen Rowland twentiesfiftymen A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. Helen Rowland kissingacceptancelove A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. Helen Rowland sassywisdomwise France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' Helen Rowland divorceliteratureamerica A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant. Helen Rowland heartlovemen Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. Helen Rowland womenwalllove Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. Helen Rowland moneyloverelationship
