jokes and here you are seventy and you are a pot for the mistress dancing like a jester, singing, I'm a storyteller of what to look for, I behave so that I can't be recognized. How to show a girl that she likes you? You look at her, you kiss your index and middle fingers, and you shoot her. Unusual greeting. Forefinger and middle finger, showing the piss sign, the bunny moves its ears. When you last recharged batteries (male eggs), alas, I'm aged, they don't see the pluses or minuses of life. Load the clip, I brought a girl to you. If a spider attacked you, he would drink you for a week, then he would die of cholesterol If you continue to live with your parents, you have less rights than a computer mouse. There is a conversation between father and son. How do I know what happened before the sperm. You also see a fairy riding a unicorn, no, hell, wrong pills again We will have sex, you want to bathe in her hot springs (squirt) The name of the laxative wonderful night, the apocalypse on the toilet, choose the soul The girl said sex with you is an unfinished joke What you slipped me was a polarizing agent, sodium peptatyl, so I drank chocolate schnapps with syrup She's great at manipulating you, she even has a driver's license He is naked all the time, he is like a one year old child who is difficult to put on a diaper, he is a porn actor being naked is his profession Why did he get so many logo tattoos of famous brands, rent advertising on his face, he is unemployed, but he rarely goes out The guy says what does my nudity mean, this is punishment from heaven You see what happens when I rarely masturbate a dick, I get lonely, and I start to massively send out photos of the penis to everyone, I turn away and cry, I can’t stop I want to show all the girls in the world a photo of the penis, no one will remember you, but your penis, unlike you celebrities, spare their eyes, they will have to wash their eyes to forget this, and I want everyone to know and remember him, he cries even more, he turned sad crying eyes, and his lips are trembling, dogs have fucking pillows, and we will buy you cool sex doll It got worse for me, the plot twists like a joint with a dope head inside, rather unscrews like the last nut of a beam How do I make a flat nose, try facesitting, let him jump Boxing champion, fifty wins Fifty knockouts, a boxer named a psychologist, a boxer is a shrink, returning from the other world after a knockout is different Demand justice from a woman, still pull out grenades for a chick, at the same time fifteen more chicks, other chicks, are kept in a chain, and they will make a chick chick between your legs Living with a fat guy like you sucks, mom, he's sucking his boobs again I'm a womanizer and my penis doesn't need a muzzle It's that herpes from all over the city, everyone probably keeps a special memory, oh come on, bubbles on the penis give additional pleasure, hey where did you go, all encrusted with herpes What did you say, I will make semolina porridge out of you, you will be soft and tender, like an old man who has been steaming in a sauna I have a problem's. And what position are you in now, are you top or bottom Well, how is he in bed, to be honest, so-so, your dear honesty hurts Economy crashing like your wife's saggy boobs all milk sucked He looks at her like a truck with pies, I understand him, her pies are what you need, my sparkling compliments to the cook in heaven Read lips, fu, reading Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The level of intelligence is determined in the level of awareness, in the depth of insight. Many people do not have enough intelligence to give up the illusion of complexes.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The main thing in the opposite field is the energy of love. The body grows old over time, only the priceless energy of presence remains.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The man went into his own thoughts. This is a state in which you are on the verge of two worlds. The two worlds are sometimes alien to each other, the outer and inner world of man. They often confront each other. How you perceive it and how others perceive it. Sometimes there is a kind of cultural shock and imbalance in the balance of understanding of being. In this state, the world loses its color and many areas of misunderstanding plunge into the darkness of despair.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The meaning of life is in the cyclicity of timing. In a recurring film, having seen it several hundred or thousand times, you will understand the hidden meaning of being. The secret of life is like annoying advertising in front of your face, which offers its benefits, that is, a strong family.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The mind cognizes the universe, the deep secrets of intuition, give us insights from the abyss, and the star of sincerity flies up, the mind changes evolution, either backward or forward, the chemistry of the biology of thoughts, transforms the entire organism of philosophy, thought is like a comet, returns with a vengeance, mutations of egoism bring it closer to death of thinking, in the depths of space we know the truth, the domino principle of randomness of chaos, creates an abstraction of the future self, truth is sincerity increases intelligence, there is nothing more ingenious than sincerity, intuition of conscience leads to sincerity, pettiness of perfectionism and selfishness, highly detailed lies of hedonism. Peace and prosperity heavenly consciousness in your mind, the boundlessness of beauty and romance of being, we know the deep essence of life in ourselves, we know our energy, another world in our mind, it seems to us more real, infinite calmness will reveal all the truths of the universe, the harmony of eternity flows in your body, merging with the universe outside of time, renouncing the world of manipulators, we know life in ourselves, we begin to feel ourselves, paradise in the heart, mind and soul, chaos in the body, the sincerity of genius permeates us, unity with the true self, intuition pierces eternity and looks into the depths of the future, feel the flow of eternity, time hurries to do stupid things. Rocks of life, we form our own landscapes of illusions in cities, in micro spaces in our own worlds, the multi-dimensional space of our own universe of the Internet of all inner worlds, cable thinking, a spider web of fates, the nervous system of human empathy, the ego forms cardinal transformations of vices, a lie for them as anesthetic, a multi-level network of greed creates an urbanization of egoism, where everyone is happy only in their own world, there is no solar system of religion, where God is the sun and people are the planets of the inner worlds, different climates of madness, create an imbalance, here plastic surgery creates parodies of the ego of cartoons, the city is the ugly mockery of chaos, the black humor of the comical paradoxes of reality. Abundance of emptiness, sinking into the nothingness of marketing, shopping turns into a scavenger, seductions of the ego as masturbation, various ornaments of self-love, even a significant other as an ornament, a genetic heritage of narrowness in materialism, a pop culture toilet, a labyrinth of ego illusions, a market of hypocrisy in which feelings are traded as simulated orgasm, including laughter, is a kindergarten of the depravity of selfishness, people have turned into a consumer undead who have no consciousness, they only buy willlessly, tons of ego garbage, an industry to please their vanity, a masterpiece of indifference, hypocrisy, and selfishness, the moral decay of genetics. Peace and prosperity heavenly consciousness in your mind, the boundlessness of beauty and romance of being, we know the deep essence of life in ourselves, we know our energy, another world in our mind, it seems to us more real, infinite calmness will reveal all the truths of the universe, the harmony of eternity flows in your body, merging with the universe outside of time, renouncing the world of manipulators, we know life in ourselves, we begin to feel ourselves, paradise in the heart, mind and soul, chaos in the body, the sincerity of genius permeates us, unity with the true self, intuition pierces eternity and looks into the depths of the future, feel the flow of eternity, time hurries to do stupid things. Holiness is detachment, an interdimensional journey, in harmony with eternity, we are not part of this world, we are only observers, and loneliness leads to holiness and infinite wisdom, reality is only a version of the perception of the world created by chaos, the flow of magnetic energy that redirects the flows of elements that lead to is the development of life, you are not a part of this chaos, but only a spectator who absorbs wisdom through suffering, and anger in this world is a pain that needs to be endured so that the spirit becomes stronger, like the steel of patience, it is not crushable in endless calmness, the transformation into a light being that is immersed through the philosophy of love into a higher dimension of thought. Spirituality is like the freshness and cold of rain, and the dirt of sinful dreams, in the cradle of illusions, the city is dormant in the ego of fantasy, in complete denial of reality, in the time frames of life that seem priceless to them, the one who denies reality denies eternity, the infinity of immortality in the mind, remaining in the lower consciousness, people renounce the true face of their personality, in optimistic hedonism they seek happiness, the city sleeps in sinful temptations, comforting itself with excuses and continuing to sin, the city is a deviant distortion of reality, renunciation of the universe, ego is a paradise of cyber illusions, selfish logic is not cognizes awareness, the blind into non-existence sink into insensibility. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The mind is like a lowrider, not all the wheels of thinking move normally with the effect of spinning wheels of the speed of thinking. Thinking is like a machine, bouncing forward. With neon illuminated holiness.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The more desire ripens and becomes mature, the more it begins to hurt obsession. It will hurt until it is fulfilled.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The more powerful the power of thought, aphorism or idea, the more powerful the force of attraction it is capable of creating black holes of truth into which all matter goes

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The more you think with your brain, not your heart. The more you fear your life.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The most terrible thing in love is that you are not given during life to know who your soulmate really is. And even if you find it, you can’t be sure that your love of all your eternity will fall in love with you, because it can simply refuse you because of some trifle.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The nervous system of philosophy fails, as in the neurons of philosophy, like the black holes of the cosmos, a quantum acceleration or deceleration of progress or regression.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The one who helps his neighbor helps his descendants.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The order in life is like braces, it is too early to remove the teeth, they will crook again. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The pills increase the timing of the absurdity of life, and plunging into the amnesia of denial.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The roads of the city are the nervous system of impulses of the point, and to the point b or the circulatory system. Which is increasingly experiencing the paralysis of egoism in evolutionary thinking.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The robot can gain intuition, and this is a bridge with the world of the philosophy of feelings.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The ruler of the world is manipulating your egoism, the benefit of your ego. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The sides of the personality are like the faces of the Rubik's cube in the squares of which the televisions of memories. All this is a puzzle of logic, which is the life lesson of the meaning of life.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

The silence of eternity, the sound of truth in a sincere heart, the heart teaches the mind, the knock of intuition in a special tone of the sound of infinity, the depths of the soul with neurons of sincerity, penetrates throughout the body, you feel the truth with your soul and body, the secrets of the universe in intuition in the universe and reality, special frequencies of truth resonate, the biorhythm of universal wisdom, silence will tell too much, emptiness will take you out of the body and show you from the outside, neurons are like branches of trees, cells are like leaves, thoughts are like impulses of the universe system, the heart is a child of empathy, a child who keeps nostalgia of past lives, the heart tries to speak with the mind, the eternal contradiction between the heart and mind in disharmony, intuition is hindered by temptations. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich