jokes and here you are seventy and you are a pot for the mistress dancing like a jester, singing, I'm a storyteller of what to look for, I behave so that I can't be recognized. How to show a girl that she likes you? You look at her, you kiss your index and middle fingers, and you shoot her. Unusual greeting. Forefinger and middle finger, showing the piss sign, the bunny moves its ears. When you last recharged batteries (male eggs), alas, I'm aged, they don't see the pluses or minuses of life. Load the clip, I brought a girl to you. If a spider attacked you, he would drink you for a week, then he would die of cholesterol If you continue to live with your parents, you have less rights than a computer mouse. There is a conversation between father and son. How do I know what happened before the sperm. You also see a fairy riding a unicorn, no, hell, wrong pills again We will have sex, you want to bathe in her hot springs (squirt) The name of the laxative wonderful night, the apocalypse on the toilet, choose the soul The girl said sex with you is an unfinished joke What you slipped me was a polarizing agent, sodium peptatyl, so I drank chocolate schnapps with syrup She's great at manipulating you, she even has a driver's license He is naked all the time, he is like a one year old child who is difficult to put on a diaper, he is a porn actor being naked is his profession Why did he get so many logo tattoos of famous brands, rent advertising on his face, he is unemployed, but he rarely goes out The guy says what does my nudity mean, this is punishment from heaven You see what happens when I rarely masturbate a dick, I get lonely, and I start to massively send out photos of the penis to everyone, I turn away and cry, I can’t stop I want to show all the girls in the world a photo of the penis, no one will remember you, but your penis, unlike you celebrities, spare their eyes, they will have to wash their eyes to forget this, and I want everyone to know and remember him, he cries even more, he turned sad crying eyes, and his lips are trembling, dogs have fucking pillows, and we will buy you cool sex doll It got worse for me, the plot twists like a joint with a dope head inside, rather unscrews like the last nut of a beam How do I make a flat nose, try facesitting, let him jump Boxing champion, fifty wins Fifty knockouts, a boxer named a psychologist, a boxer is a shrink, returning from the other world after a knockout is different Demand justice from a woman, still pull out grenades for a chick, at the same time fifteen more chicks, other chicks, are kept in a chain, and they will make a chick chick between your legs Living with a fat guy like you sucks, mom, he's sucking his boobs again I'm a womanizer and my penis doesn't need a muzzle It's that herpes from all over the city, everyone probably keeps a special memory, oh come on, bubbles on the penis give additional pleasure, hey where did you go, all encrusted with herpes What did you say, I will make semolina porridge out of you, you will be soft and tender, like an old man who has been steaming in a sauna I have a problem's. And what position are you in now, are you top or bottom Well, how is he in bed, to be honest, so-so, your dear honesty hurts Economy crashing like your wife's saggy boobs all milk sucked He looks at her like a truck with pies, I understand him, her pies are what you need, my sparkling compliments to the cook in heaven Read lips, fu, reading Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

On audio cassette of a man thinking. One part of the tape is the past and the other is the future. Here you can feel the regularity and predictability of life that everything is a foregone conclusion. In our head, in the subconscious, everything is a record; only disinterested nobility can interrupt this record, which will create a new, more sincere form of thinking in the film of consciousness.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Only the aware one knows the botoom of a loved one.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Open in yourself the philosophy of love without selfishness and selfishness, and you will become much happier and more joyful. Let your heart become a philosopher of selfless love.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Opposites of vices Lust is the antonym of impotence. Envy is the antonym of happiness. Anger is the antonym of indifference. Pride is the antonym of detachment. Greed is the antonym of holiness. Gluttony is the antonym of anorexia. Despondency is the antonym of rethinking. Laziness is the antonym of the thirst to survive. Ego is the antonym of empathy. Fear is the opposite of laughter. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Our mind has cartoonish thinking, surreal logic of selfishness. That is why news is cartoons. People who undergo plastic surgery are like cartoon characters.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Our thinking is entirely made up of our memory. All life is a video or audio cassette, it is an audiobook of biography of life experience.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Patriotic science leads to a paranoid impasse, pareidolic theories and apophenia of hypotheses and anamorphosis of opinions. Apathetic depression of pseudoscientific problems, from what is impossible to prove. Clownery and hypocrisy of self-doubt, politicized science plunges into skepticism.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

People are sold their own weaknesses, their sweets, on the market and the exchange of vices, instincts and internal flaws.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

People are the masterpieces of randomness.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Philosophy and art are the taste of life, this is the cooking of symbolic subjectivism in search of pain from spiritual synesthesia of insight into logical concreteness. Mental destruction for the sake of creating more perfect thinking. Where mental gourmets gather cognitive hyperrealism of clarity, aesthetic awareness.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Philosophy and art are the taste of life, this is the cooking of symbolic subjectivism in search of pain from the spiritual insight of logical concreteness. Mental destruction for the sake of creating more perfect thinking. Where the mental gourmets of aesthetic awareness gather.

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Philosophy even turns a robot and an animal into a human. Using a child's question: Why? This is an elevator that shows slavery, below selfishness, below he knows the will that will turn him into a humane person.

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Poetry beautiful passion of feelings, high tension of passion, romantic eroticism of sensual love, tearing me away from you, I am separated from you as if with meat, memories remain about you like a virus fill my mind and my heart keeps them as a priceless gift of eternity, jokes How to manage a man? Play like a xylophone, gentle melodies, on the main senses, orgasmic solos: genitals, stomach, heart, brain, new hits: a fur coat, take a walk with girlfriends, new jewelry, go to the sea. Blind date as if two cars were pushed, removed from the handbrake. So you never killed? Count how many cockroaches you have killed in your life, you are a serial killer. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Poetry my penis passed out from falling in love, quality roasting with passion, you are infinitely perfect, shock excitement, love awakening of the heart, looking at your beauty: the penis starts to say woof. Aphorisms In the third dimension, only the volumes of temptations are visible, blindness, unbelief and atheism, which, like a child, sees only the flesh of temptation. jokes Porno, eggs are cooked like toast, the sausage itself flies out like a scalded one. Banal absurdity is when lovers finish each other's sentences, and behind their backs they can write entire hater dissertations about each other. How to stop being aroused after porn? Watch horror movies on TV, flash news about rising inflation. And the desire to meet girls will disappear. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Poetry Radically falls in love, brutally excites, juicy relish, extreme powerful influence of falling in love, contagious attraction, lifelong passion. jokes Money? You found the g point in the girls. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Poetry Radically falls in love, brutally excites, juicy relish, extreme powerful influence of falling in love, contagious attraction, lifelong passion. Juicy to infinity, juicy temptation, juicy passion, a whirlpool of erotic love, juicy shades of temptation on the skin, shimmer with all the colors and shades of passion, the heat of lust, as if lightning of passion passes through my genitals, jokes Money? You found the ji point in the girls. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Poetry the crown of my dreams, the sweet taste of love feelings, filigree perfection, your beauty caresses the nerves, valleys of sensual tenderness of your body, you are my eternal prayer to be with you, your beauty is an eloquent orgasm of pleasure, you are like erotic music of seduction, I see you only one and I see that heaven exists, and eternity is not enough for me to express to what extent I love you, I can talk about it endlessly, you are the most valuable gift of the universe, it’s impossible to think of a sweeter dessert, you play the melody of seduction, I fell in love only when I fell in love with you , my soul travels in endless fantasies about you, my heart loves you a billion times more every second, like you are dancing a striptease using a pole, by pole I mean my penis, Aphorisms The pheromones of selfishness are drawn to profit, people do not see themselves from different surveillance cameras, different points of view. The strained melody of life, the psyche is about to break, the epic eternity of romance in the infinity of truth, jokes To get rid of depression means not to beat the carpet in the yard. Batteries (eggs) shorted between your legs, pluses and minuses of your character. Mosquitoes, AIDS couriers, you've got an email. It’s scary when a child is quiet, and he shits in his hand and draws with his shit on a white wall, the sun, clouds, a house, well, this is a pathetic parody of this. When you try to interfere with a child, he starts to splash everything, and you stumble and vomit, you fall all the time with the child and everything is in shit and vomit, and you both cry like children. Furious debauchery in your eyes, the look of a lioness, you want a porn blockbuster with me. My virginity has ossified, and I will have to try to deprive me of it, it has so ingrained itself into my soul and body. Even after the tenth time, pieces of virginity will remain. I hate it when tall people lean on your head like a cane. A blowjob for a girl is like a flute of manipulation leading to money. Pickup, I don't know the password to her vagina, I need to say what she wants to hear. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Poetry You are dangerously sexy, people start smoking from your beauty, the heart cannot withstand so much love, powerful energy that cannot be curbed, how hot, how sweet, sparks of passion tickle the whole body, I am completely overflowing with them, my body and soul are the maximum roasting of passion, your beauty drives you crazy to infinity, in my heart there is your kingdom, and the choir singing you, majestic beauty, lyrical romance of devotion, eternal and priceless, in reality and in a dream, lips are sweeter than honey, everything is so cloying, and you are so sweet, hot paradise of passion, I tremble from love for you, hypnotically immersed in your beauty, bottomless delight, you are my sweet poem of endless passion, and eternity is not enough to enjoy your body, Abundance of endless passion, your pheromones are like gasoline, your beauty sparkles, delicious candy , The beauty of your beautiful, divinely sweet body immobilizes, I'm afraid to look at you, talk to you like a tranquilizer, I'm your sex prey, it's hard to breathe, think, I'm under the control of your beauty, aesthetic super power, magic magic beauty of your body, endless unstoppable impulse growling passion, your beauty will turn anyone into a lion of passion, it’s just important for me to be with you, you are like the most beautiful picture in the world, which reflects the most beautiful soul in the world, more beautiful than you, imagination simply cannot imagine, from your kiss sparks from the eyes, from your kiss everything becomes so beautiful, Kiss of love blowing away in memory, pleasure of the soul, endless beauty of feelings, from so many you are carried away into a romantic fairy tale, erotic fantasy, the world of my heart and soul is filled with you, an irresistible impulse of endless passion, more there is simply no valuable happiness in the universe, existence is filled with an infinitely deep meaning when you nearby, the sweet tenderness of aesthetics, I greedily taste every kiss, one is sweeter than the other, seconds dissolve in the eternity of tenderness, romance in the soul sings of you, my soul is intertwined with yours, common roots of the worldview, through the eternity of chaos, we found each other to feel alive from love, your feelings, like mine, are so beautiful, they are intertwined, Hot poetry of aesthetics, my warm heart warms yours, we feel each other on a special level of love, you are more important to me every second, endless happiness and endless delight, I I love you to infinity, and eternity is not enough for me to be with you, I gain calories of love, tons of passion in me grow every day, there is more and more love in me, terabytes of romance in my thoughts, in my thoughts you are more and more beautiful, I fall asleep from love for you , and I wake up in paradise with you, and in a dream and in reality I hold my hand in life, your love is the most beautiful thing in the world, the most valuable thing in this eternity, your body is heaven on earth, fail I want you again and again, I'm like a dwarf and I'm at your feet all the time, I'm the richest person in the world, because I have you, you're like an ingot of gold of infinite value, and your beauty and love are priceless, Enuresis of passion, in Exhausted from violent pleasure looking at you, I have foam at the mouth from excitement, my whole body trembles with passion, so beautiful that I need to sit down, so beautiful that it's just chaos, extreme, animal, primal passion, eyes like stickers stick to every part bodies, pixel-atomic-molecular perfection, a divine masterpiece of true beauty, I love you even without consciousness, I lose consciousness and go to the world of your beauty, the valley of endless romance, you consist of delicious temptations, your beauty is able to destroy any dogma, isms, thinking, any form of sexual attraction, there is only one sexual attraction in the world, it is your extraterrestrial beauty that has no time, it is your love. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Poetry You are sweet sex, aggressive masturbation of passion is seduction, your great beauty is the molecular genetic poetry of eternity, every molecule of the body is a compliment, you deserve terabytes of compliments per minute, you can be idolized for all eternity, you are the juiciest in the world, juicy sex moan of delight, one hundred degrees of lust, stuffiness from attraction, heat and burn from your sexuality, solarium of passion, I'm in the microwave of excitement, I'm baked from love, you're like heavenly sex, powerfully, brutally, aggressively exciting beauty, to the pain between the legs. Juicy to the limit, you are the essence of life, sincerity sings songs of love for you, I feel only your beauty, your beauty is my perception of the true form of love, you are a rare masterpiece of eternity itself, immersion in vanilla sensuality, your beauty gently seduces, ending a geyser of delight in love, your beauty is an erotic hype. Aphorisms Cybernetics of genetics, chemical codes, binary perception of the world, this is the rhythm of life, the subconscious program of chaos, the programming of the century in the genome for a certain period, will influence the further development of evolution, the karmic chaos of egoism, forms a complex system of the future, quantum threads that affect the common future, people are very connected with each other by quantum threads of fate, this is life, content that consists of information that affects their mind and future, the binary rhythm of life at the gene level intensifies and a person repeats the character and fate of his parents, so the past affects the future, through the genome of the subconscious, repeating reincarnation amplifies experience, akashic intuition, human consciousness ages in the time loop of karmic nostalgia, escape from it through nobility, ego technocracy creates a perfect illusory paradise, all people sleep in dreams of self-deception, flute melody pierces eternity, everyone masturbates their ego, thinking like a musical tool, m Melodies of thought shake eternity. jokes Brain peeling, well, very useful, a lot of vitamins for reflection, detox from your own desires. This is a site about kept women, not a supermarket. A womanizer is a pinball, from one apartment to another. Alphonse or a kept woman is like toffee in a bank account tooth hole. Maturity is when the penis has its own personality. You argue with your penis. Makeup, embellish the truth. Are you a feminist who doesn't shave your body? Class I love furry hentai. Brutal mustache between legs. Mosquitoes, supposedly because of them, lower blood pressure, why do I need leeches, but because of them there is not enough blood in the brain and penis, that's why feminism appeared, all because of mosquitoes. Each tooth expresses itself like a gangsta rapper in a cool pose, some teeth spin around like ballerinas, unscrew like a nail. crooked teeth as if something had crawled into the mouth and exploded. You need to meet girls who have poor eyesight, break her glasses. Girl: you must be beautiful from the inside, let me touch your face, why am I touching an expired pate. Some have made themselves laser vision correction, and a kilometer away they see that you are a loser. A rich man makes 10 children, plus mistresses, secret wives, prostitutes, charity in a sperm bank, every such man is in the soul of Genghis Khan. He has a Genghis Khan complex. Amusement park Kamasutra, through the dead loop of alimony. As long as men are manipulated through sperm, women will not be poor. Your dick is a joystick, you point to an ATM and your man gives you money. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Poetry you are the highest level of pleasure, powerful temptation, aggressively turns on, your beauty, like a virus of love, completely infects my entire body with passion, I burn in the agony of lust without you, a tsunami of lust, Aphorism Benefit is the Viagra of motivation. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Musin Almat Zhumabekovich