Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye. Jean Kerr More Quotes by Jean Kerr More Quotes From Jean Kerr The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. Jean Kerr humorousrealchildren If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation. Jean Kerr understandinglosingsuccess Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Jean Kerr marriageinspirationallife You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help. Jean Kerr atheismunhappythinking I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? Jean Kerr tiredbeautifulbeauty The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. Jean Kerr good-morningaverageinspirational A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. Jean Kerr divorcefriendlyjobs Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. Jean Kerr cleaningwomenwish Confronted by an absolutely infuriating review, it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic. Is there any truth to the rumor that he had no formal education beyond the age of eleven? In any event, is he able to construct a simple English sentence? Do his participles dangle? When moved to lyricism, does he write "I had a fun time"? Was he ever arrested for burglary? I don't know that you will prove anything this way, but it is perfectly harmless and quite soothing. Jean Kerr acceptancewritingfun Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? Jean Kerr espressocoffeehands Children are different - mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts. Jean Kerr differentnutschildren Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. Jean Kerr babyfunnychildren Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. Jean Kerr drinkingnumberspeople If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. Jean Kerr funny-inspirationallossfood Some enterprising youth should go from door to door on Christmas morning peddling batteries. Jean Kerr christmasdoorsmorning Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them. Jean Kerr creatingtalentpeople Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother. Jean Kerr intelligentmothersilly Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. Jean Kerr weddingmarriagelove Real men don't do pickup lines just to sweep off every girls' feet. They do and trust their own instincts knowing what the girls' wants and needs. Vying to win their hearts. Jean Kerr girlrealheart I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it. Jean Kerr making-mistakeswomenmistake
