My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around. Lana Turner More Quotes by Lana Turner More Quotes From Lana Turner A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner hilarioussuccessfunny If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish. Lana Turner hollywoodpartydumb The thing about happiness is that it doesn't help you to grow; only unhappiness does that. So I'm grateful that my bed of roses was made up equally of blossoms and thorns. I've had a privileged, creative, exciting life, and I think that the parts that were less joyous were preparing me, testing me, strengthening me. Lana Turner bed-of-rosesgratefulthinking A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. Lana Turner gentlemanmensex I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint. Lana Turner saintgirlmen How does it happen that something that makes so much sense in the moonlight doesn't make any sense at all in the sunlight? Lana Turner moonlightsunlightdoe It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them. Lana Turner forgivenessmovieforgiving I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up. Lana Turner earringscaughtloses I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible. Lana Turner gullibledamnsick Well, I'm going up and up and up - and nobody's going to pull me down! Lana Turner imitation-of-lifewells All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same. Lana Turner resultsdifferentmen The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet. Lana Turner clothesmotherplay Where wolves live, the forest is healthy Lana Turner healthyforests My life has been a series of emergencies. Lana Turner seriesemergencieshas-beens Trash is something you get rid of - or disease. I'm not something you get rid of. Lana Turner trashdisease Fame is one thing, notoriety is another. Lana Turner notorietyone-thingfame Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. Lana Turner reservedhas-beenshumor I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby. Lana Turner sevenhusbandbaby The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now. Lana Turner truthmeansex I've always loved a challenge. Lana Turner challenges
