No hope for planet at all. But I will be gone before the planet is gone, so it's your problem. John Cleese More Quotes by John Cleese More Quotes From John Cleese The trouble with the British is that they are not interested in ideas. If Jesus came back today and offered to speak for an hour on British television, they would say, "What! Another talking head? John Cleese talkingideasjesus Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes. John Cleese sense-of-humorsubjectivebelieve It's easier to be creative if you've got other people to play with. John Cleese creativeplaypeople If you really don't know where to start or if you're stuck, start generating random connections and allow your intuition to tell you if one might lead somewhere interesting. John Cleese intuitionconnectionsinteresting My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness. John Cleese viewsbelievepeople I've always found life quite difficult to explain to people or to myself. John Cleese difficultfoundpeople Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it. John Cleese winestuffpeople I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. John Cleese sarcasmsarcasticbusiness I love having different cultures around, but when the parent culture kind of dissipates, you're left thinking, 'Well, what's going on?' John Cleese differentparentthinking Some actors, I think, want to feel that they are as creative as the writer. And the answer is, frankly, they're not. John Cleese actorscreativethinking I'm very odd 'cause I think there's more than just a materialist planet, a materialist, reductionist planet. John Cleese oddcausesthinking By watching the great, old comedians I picked up a few tricks about how to do physical comedy. And whenever I could learn something, I sort of added that to my repertoire. John Cleese trickscomediancomedy The Americans are so much more positive. They are much more in love with success. In Britain, they're a fairly envious bunch, and they love it if you fail. John Cleese enviousbritainfailing Basil Fawlty was an easy character for me. For some reason, portraying a mean, uptight, incompetent bully comes naturally to me. John Cleese bullycharactermean Laughter is the best creative medicine. John Cleese medicinecreativitylaughter High creativity is responding to situations without critical thought. John Cleese respondingsituationcreativity I think it's because in America you always get the sense that if you fail, you can just pack up your things and go somewhere else and try again. But in England, it's so geographically small that if somebody succeeds here, it reduces your chances of succeeding. John Cleese somewhere-elseamericathinking All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it? John Cleese humourstupidmean If you are leaping a ravine, the moment of takeoff is a bad time for considering alternative strategies... Do it in the 'closed' mode. But the moment the action is over, try to return to the 'open' mode... because in that mode we are the most aware, most receptive, most creative, and therefore at our most intelligent. John Cleese intelligentcreativetrying Give your mind as long as possible to come up with something original. John Cleese mindgivinglong
