No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up. Lily Tomlin More Quotes by Lily Tomlin More Quotes From Lily Tomlin I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe. Lily Tomlin next-daywake-upexistential I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining. Lily Tomlin lifestylewittyreality After all, in private, we're all misfits Lily Tomlin misfits The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible. Lily Tomlin beliefworld We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. Lily Tomlin wittybelievesex When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one. Lily Tomlin laughingtwothinking If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed. Lily Tomlin television-watchingwatching-tvbook If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less. Lily Tomlin eyeglassessarcasticfunny Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol. Lily Tomlin alcoholexercisepeople The road to success is always under construction. Lily Tomlin successinspiringfunny Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought. Lily Tomlin wellstroublehelping Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination. Lily Tomlin figmentsimaginationsometimes If trying harder doesn't work, try softer. Lily Tomlin harderifstrying Nobody is here without a reason. I always had a different sensibility. I like a huge range of comedy - from broad and farcical, the most sensitive, the most understated - but I always wanted my comedy to be more embracing of the species rather than debasing of it. Lily Tomlin comedydifferentreason Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. Lily Tomlin congratulationssuccessfunny We are all in this together, by ourselves. Lily Tomlin unitytogether I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin communicationfunnythinking The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared? Lily Tomlin cubesicewater Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing. Lily Tomlin survivalshouldlaughing Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it? Lily Tomlin teflonminddoe
