One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have become clogged up with, and we will find that we can educate our broods for about one-tenth of the price and learn 'em something that they might accidentally use after they escape.

Will Rogers

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to pla... by Will Rogers

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about... by Will Rogers

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

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I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.

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Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans by Will Rogers

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination. by Will Rogers

A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.

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The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t know that money trickled up. Give it to the people at the bottom and the people at the top will have it before night, anyhow. But it will at least have passed through the poor fellow’s hands.

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you jus... by Will Rogers

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elec... by Will Rogers

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

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There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again

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America has the best politicians money can buy. by Will Rogers

America has the best politicians money can buy.

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I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own... by Will Rogers

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. by Will Rogers

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from... by Will Rogers

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

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A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is... by Will Rogers

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

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Don't squat with your spurs on. by Will Rogers

Don't squat with your spurs on.

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