Quotes by Fools Day As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.” Al Yankovic fools-daywisemen I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. Alan Coren fools-dayfunny-inspirationalhumorous April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. Ambrose Bierce aprilfools-daymonths It is human nature to think wisely and to act in an absurd fashion. Anatole France fools-dayfashionthinking Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. Charles Lamb fools-dayfunny-inspirationalspring A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. Clifton Fadiman fools-dayfunny-inspirationalhumor When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. Cynthia Heimel april-foolsfools-daydoubt Art is the proper task of life. Friedrich Nietzsche fools-daylifeart Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools. Gene Brown fool-proofaprilfools-day The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. George Orwell fools-dayaggravationhumility Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS. Jay Leno fools-daytryingpeople Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. John Oliver aprilfools-dayexcited Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit. Josh Billings fools-dayhumorfunny April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. Mark Twain fools-dayhumorousfunny The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass. Nicolas Boileau-Despreaux fools-dayglassesbreak-up Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. Thomas Merton finding-yourselffools-dayart The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world. Thomas Shadwell fools-dayhasteworld Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Virginia Foxx fools-daystupidsilly The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. Will Rogers fools-dayhilariousfunny Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. William Shakespeare fools-daywittycute
