Reading is like permitting a man to talk a long time, and refusing you the right to answer. E. W. Howe More Quotes by E. W. Howe More Quotes From E. W. Howe Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce in a crowd. E. W. Howe crowds deals men No really sensible person ever remembers enough poetry to recite it. E. W. Howe poetry enough remember A man has a right to think lots of things he has no right to say. E. W. Howe men thinking The more wealth a man has, the louder his children talk. E. W. Howe wealth men children Nothing pleases a woman quite so well as to look so sweet that a man wants to kiss her, and then abuse him for his impudence. E. W. Howe women kissing sweet If a man takes one day off, it takes him about three days to get the harness fitted again. E. W. Howe one-day work men A women could never be President. A condidate must be over 35, and where are you going to find a woman who will admit she's over 35? E. W. Howe president Most people eat as if they were fattening themselves for market. E. W. Howe fattening ifs people One trouble with growing old is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure, who didn't amount to much when he was your age. E. W. Howe growing historical age Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children. E. W. Howe talking men children We love the Lord, of course, but we often wonder what He finds in us. E. W. Howe lord god wonder As soon as the people fix one Shame of the World, another turns up. E. W. Howe reform people world A successful man cannot realize how hard an unsuccessful man finds life. E. W. Howe realizing success men No man can smile in the face of adversity and mean it. E. W. Howe smile adversity mean Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking. E. W. Howe eating food thinking One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool E. W. Howe goats mules funny When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats. E. W. Howe oatmeal diets men A conquered foe should be watched. E. W. Howe foe should enemy Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you know how to tell the truth. E. W. Howe opinion telling-the-truth mean A poem is no place for an idea. E. W. Howe ideas
