REPLICA, n. A reproduction of a work of art, by the artist that made the original. It is so called to distinguish it from a "copy," which is made by another artist. When the two are mae with equal skill the replica is the more valuable, for it is suppose

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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

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Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.

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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

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War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.

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A lottery is a tax on stupidity.

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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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Men who expect universal peace through invention of destructive weapons of war are no wiser than one who, noting the improvement of agricultural implements, should prophesy an end to the tilling of the soil.

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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.

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Be as decent as you can. Don't believe without evidence. Treat things divine with marked respect — don't have anything to do with them. Do not trust humanity without collateral security; it will play you some scurvy trick. Remember that it hurts no one to be treated as an enemy entitled to respect until he shall prove himself a friend worthy of affection. Cultivate a taste for distasteful truths. And, finally, most important of all, endeavor to see things as they are, not as they ought to be.

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Occident: The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient. It is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful subtribe of the Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which they are pleased to call war and commerce. These, also, are the principal industries of the Orient.

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You can effect a change of robbers every four years. Inestimable privilege - to pull off the glutted leech and attach the lean one! And you can not even choose among the lean leeches, but must accept those designated by the programmers and showmen who have the reptiles on tap!

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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.

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