Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee. Scott Adams More Quotes by Scott Adams More Quotes From Scott Adams Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel. Scott Adams effortstupidityfocus You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway. Scott Adams wisefunnycountry Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems. Scott Adams technologyproblemlife-is Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Scott Adams normalbelievepeople The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find someone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It is futile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someone who is capable of significant change; that sort of person exists only in our imaginations. Scott Adams significant-changeimaginationrelationship In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. Scott Adams carhotway The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits. Scott Adams populationsuicidedeath I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it. Scott Adams karmameanbelieve You can change only what people know, not what they do. Scott Adams managementknowspeople The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. Scott Adams mysterious-universemathscience Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive. Scott Adams hopesuccesshappiness I get mail; therefore I am. Scott Adams technologymailhumor Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. Scott Adams businessinspirationallong There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours. Scott Adams catpetpay Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately. Scott Adams atheistreligiouschristian The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want. Scott Adams squirrelshomemoving This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else. Scott Adams great-ideamistakeideas Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion. Scott Adams healthyselfviews Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane. Scott Adams insanerealitypeople Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. Scott Adams forgivenessrevengeinspire
