Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all. Megan Fox More Quotes by Megan Fox More Quotes From Megan Fox I love comic books. I just do. Megan Fox comic-bookcomicbook I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating. Megan Fox weekeatingthinking Well, I'm clearly not ugly. Megan Fox uglywells I was always übersexual...I was always wearing the smallest clothes I could find. I would go to the mall like that — in a short, short skirt and a giant wedge heel. That's what you do when you're a teenage girl in a small town. Megan Fox clothesteenagegirl There are the people who really, really enjoy being celebrities, and then there are the people who came by it maybe by accident. I'm one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews. Megan Fox interviewshatepeople Try and stay away from dairy - especially if you're a woman! It's really hard on your hormones. Megan Fox hormonesdairytrying I'm a passionate individual, and sometimes when I have strong feelings about a subject, I feel the need to express myself. Megan Fox strongfeelingsneeds I think you accidentally learn things in high school that turn out to be life lessons when you are able to step back a bit and study them in more depth. Megan Fox life-lessonschoolthinking I feel people think I'm almost like a robot - like an android I just don't really get portrayed as someone who has feelings or who is sympathetic like a self-absorbed ice queen. Megan Fox ice-queenqueensthinking When you have two people, separate beings, trying to share one life together. That's always going to have difficulties. Megan Fox tryingtwopeople Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties. Megan Fox immatureboysfunny I was raised to believe that you're safe in God's hands. But I don't feel safe with myself. Megan Fox safebelievehands I would say most people assume that I'm not very smart or educated or earnest, because I have this image that I'm sort of narcissistic, chasing attention, and wanting people to like me. It makes me laugh because I've done plenty of interviews and when you read the article from beginning to end you can see that I'm not your typical music video model. Megan Fox smartlaughingpeople Even when I'm trying to be straightforward and honest and my comments are innocent, inevitably they get turned into something sort of salacious. Megan Fox innocenthonesttrying As soon as you tell me to do one thing, I do the opposite. As soon as someone tells me not to get any more tattoos, I have this intense fire burning inside me to cover myself with them. I don't care if it's self-destructive. I just have that need to rebel. Megan Fox tattooselffire My biggest regret is that I've assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don't regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it. Megan Fox regretmediacharacter I’ve never really socialized, I’ve always been anti-social and preferred to be at home. I was never, even my late teens and early twenties, into clubs and parties and stuff like that. Megan Fox partytwentieshome Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally. Megan Fox sarcasticpeoplethinking I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on. Megan Fox turnssexuallythinking I always bring cash for tips, and I never give less than $20. I used to work in a smoothie shop, so I know the value of a tip. Megan Fox smoothiescashgiving
