Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain. Mae West More Quotes by Mae West More Quotes From Mae West Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. Mae West wittyappreciationfunny Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. Mae West marriagelovefunny Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying. Mae West sarcasticrunningwitty I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. Mae West womenwittyfunny Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. Mae West sarcasticwittyfunny JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it. Mae West westjudgingtrying Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself. Mae West sarcasticwittyfunny I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it. Mae West sexygirlfunny The best way to hold a man is in your arms. Mae West sarcasticwittyinspirational No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most. Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. Mae West marriagelifefunny Love is what you make it and who you make it with. Mae West love-islove Look your best - who said love is blind? Mae West sexyanniversaryinspiring Sex is emotion in motion. Mae West lovelifesex Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. Mae West anniversarylovefunny It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it. Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. Mae West boyfriendsadlove Don't forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em. Mae West mindworrymen You are never too old to become younger! Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty I'm a good woman for a bad man. Mae West bad-mangood-womanmen
