Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. Mae West More Quotes by Mae West More Quotes From Mae West A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction. Mae West moneymathfunny I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you. Mae West somedaydiariesfunny You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. Mae West womenfashionfunny A man's kiss is his signature. Mae West kissingmenfunny I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action. Mae West sarcastichumorouswitty Some of the wildest men make the best pets. Mae West petmen Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is. Mae West womenspacelove Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them. Mae West sexymenfunny Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments. Mae West medicinedrinkingsheep Ice is nice at any price. Mae West icenice Too many girls follow the line of least resistance, but a good line is hard to resist. Mae West resistancelinesgirl Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa? Mae West sofasscotchlittles When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin. Mae West wagesmoneyremember I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction. Mae West moneymentwo I speak two languages, Body and English. Mae West languagebodytwo Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring. Mae West opportunitygivingmen I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them. Mae West curvessexy A man in the house is worth two in the street. Mae West strong-womenfunnytwo It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any. Mae West crackslawlong Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible. Mae West littleshoneygiving
