Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. John Barrymore More Quotes by John Barrymore More Quotes From John Barrymore In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. John Barrymore reliefsometimesmen I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. John Barrymore marriagefunnythinking Mr. [John] Barrymore's smile was the smile of an actor who hates actors, and who knows that he is going to kill two or three before the play is over. I am not an actor-killer, but I like my Hamlets to dislike actors, if you know what I mean, and I think you don't. John Barrymore hatemeanthinking You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float. John Barrymore floatsdrinkdrinking A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized. John Barrymore orchestrasymphonymen Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto. John Barrymore humorusefunny America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks. John Barrymore A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized. John Barrymore Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know that you left open. John Barrymore The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run. John Barrymore You never realize how short a month is until you have to pay alimony. John Barrymore
