She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel. P. G. Wodehouse More Quotes by P. G. Wodehouse More Quotes From P. G. Wodehouse -'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter P. G. Wodehouse jeevestiesmatter Routine is the death to heroism. P. G. Wodehouse routineheroismdeath Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. P. G. Wodehouse sarcastichumorouslooks Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well. P. G. Wodehouse golfmenlying I hadn't the heart to touch my breakfast. I told Jeeves to drink it himself. P. G. Wodehouse soupheartbreakfast Golf, like measles, should be caught young. P. G. Wodehouse shouldgolffunny He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more. P. G. Wodehouse intelligenceinspirationalpeople He was white and shaken, like a dry martini. P. G. Wodehouse martinidrywhite Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious. P. G. Wodehouse donemenlife Employers are like horses — they require management. P. G. Wodehouse employershorsemanagement I mean, imagine how some unfortunate Master Criminal would feel, on coming down to do a murder at the old Grange, if he found that not only was Sherlock Holmes putting in the weekend there, but Hercule Poirot, as well." ~ Bertram "Bertie" Wooster P. G. Wodehouse criminalsweekendmean I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or do anything. I just want to write. P. G. Wodehouse wantwriting [He] saw that a peculiar expression had come into his nephew's face; an expression a little like that of a young hindu fakir who having settled himself on his first bed of spikes is beginning to wish that he had chosen one of the easier religions. P. G. Wodehouse nephewexpressionwish It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time. P. G. Wodehouse nastydoglooks I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea. P. G. Wodehouse lemonsideas Hell, it is well known, has no fury like a woman who wants her tea and can't get it. P. G. Wodehouse hellwanttea Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character. P. G. Wodehouse golfcharacterfunny I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd to tack a 'sir' on to every sentence. The two things don't go together. P. G. Wodehouse knivestwomean Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous. P. G. Wodehouse redopinionhair The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start. P. G. Wodehouse golferstestsgolf
