Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time. Helen Rowland More Quotes by Helen Rowland More Quotes From Helen Rowland When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. Helen Rowland hate work life It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. Helen Rowland marriage fear men The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. Helen Rowland humorous men funny A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. Helen Rowland marriage love funny A fool and her money are soon courted. Helen Rowland fool money funny Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. Helen Rowland divorce literature love Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. Helen Rowland offering food men And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. Helen Rowland women understanding order Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it Helen Rowland love-sick sick men A man seldom thinks of marrying when he meets his ideal woman; he waits until he gets the marrying fever and then idealizes the first woman he happens to meet. Helen Rowland waiting men thinking Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry. Helen Rowland sweet love boys Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again? Helen Rowland trying men hands A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman--a married man needs only an excuse. Helen Rowland making-love inspiration men A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. Helen Rowland married forget men Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. Helen Rowland spring love fall Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief. Helen Rowland husband giving hands When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. Helen Rowland funny-marriage wife men When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. Helen Rowland mad couple funny Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. Helen Rowland flirty flirting art Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate. Helen Rowland price-of-love divorce matrimony
