Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. Chi Chi Rodriguez More Quotes by Chi Chi Rodriguez More Quotes From Chi Chi Rodriguez Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. Chi Chi Rodriguez golfsportsmen Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole. Chi Chi Rodriguez more-timeholes I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore. Chi Chi Rodriguez bananasgreengolf The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.' Chi Chi Rodriguez nexttworeality He told me just to keep the ball low. Chi Chi Rodriguez ballsgolflows Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf. Chi Chi Rodriguez childhoodgamesgolf I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt. Chi Chi Rodriguez missinggolfhelping I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all. Chi Chi Rodriguez support Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner. Chi Chi Rodriguez winnerleaguegolf Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack. Chi Chi Rodriguez caddiesgolf When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat. Chi Chi Rodriguez ironplayergolf The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil. Chi Chi Rodriguez bagswoodsgolf Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch. Chi Chi Rodriguez cuttinghotgolf Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time. Chi Chi Rodriguez spare-timelegendsgolf Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you! Chi Chi Rodriguez healthfoodfunny I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band. Chi Chi Rodriguez dance-floorbandgolf The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low Chi Chi Rodriguez realgolfadvice Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score. Chi Chi Rodriguez landgolftwo When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better. Chi Chi Rodriguez winninggolfsports I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English. Chi Chi Rodriguez puttspanishreadenglish
