Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary. Shel Silverstein More Quotes by Shel Silverstein More Quotes From Shel Silverstein Since my fried left me,I've got nothing to do but walking.I walk to forget.I walk,I escape,I get further.My friend will not come back,now I am a marathon man. Shel Silverstein marathonforgetmen ALICE She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME And she grew so tall, She ate from a plate called TASTE ME And down she shrank so small. And so she changed, while other folks Never tried nothin' at all. Shel Silverstein drinkbottlestaste Somebody has to go polish the stars, They're looking a little bit dull. Somebody has to go polish the stars, For the eagles and starlings and gulls Have all been complaining they're tarnished and worn, They say they want new ones we cannot afford. So please get your rags And your polishing jars, Somebody has to go polish the stars. Shel Silverstein ragseaglesstars I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits? Or are you bad with good habits? Are you noisy with quiet times? Or are you quiet with noisy times? Are you happy with some sad days? Or are you sad with some happy days? Are you neat with some sloppy ways? Or are you sloppy with some neat ways? And on and on and on and on and on and on he went. I’ll never ask a zebra about stripes...again. Shel Silverstein zebrasblackwhite He wasted his wishes on wishing. Shel Silverstein wish To me, freedom entitles you to do something, not to not do something. Shel Silverstein And the tree was happy Shel Silverstein tree I will not play at tug o' war, I'd rather play at hug o' war Shel Silverstein hugplaywar When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots? Shel Silverstein lightbluelife It's amazing the difference A bit of sky can make. Shel Silverstein bitsdifferencessky If the track is tough and the hill is rough, THINKING you can just ain't enough! Shel Silverstein life-lessontrackthinking Imagine - four years you could have spent travelling around Europe meeting people, or going to the Far East of Africa or India, meeting people, exchanging ideas, reading all you wanted to anyway, and instead I wasted it at Roosevelt. Shel Silverstein readingjourneyyears No Difference Small as a peanut, Big as a giant, We're all the same size When we turn off the light. Rich as a sultan, Poor as a mite, We're all worth the same When we turn off the light. Red, black or orange, Yellow or white, We all look the same When we turn off the light. So maybe the way, To make everything right Is for god to just reach out And turn off the light! Shel Silverstein lightwhiteyellow An oak tree and a rosebush grew, Young and green together, Talking the talk of growing things- Wind and water and weather. And while the rosebush sweetly bloomed The oak tree grew so high That now it spoke of newer things- Eagles, mountain peaks and sky. "I guess you think you're pretty great," The rose was heard to cry, Screaming as loud as it possibly could To the treetop in the sky. "And now you have no time for flower talk, Now that you've grown so tall." "It's not so much that I've grown," said the tree, "It's just that you've stayed so small. Shel Silverstein flowertalkingthinking Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. Shel Silverstein sacrificetreeboys How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. Shel Silverstein life-lessonreal-friendsfriendship My skin is kind of sort of brownish pinkish yellowish white. My eyes are greyish blueish green, but I'm told they look orange in the night. My hair is reddish blondish brown, but its silver when its wet, and all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet. Shel Silverstein eyewhitenight I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you. Shel Silverstein foodbelievehands I myself do not believe in explaining anything. Shel Silverstein explainingbelieve No teacher, preacher, parent, friend, or wise man can decide what's right for you. Shel Silverstein wiseteachermen
