Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe. Karl Pilkington More Quotes by Karl Pilkington More Quotes From Karl Pilkington To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. Karl Pilkington catpetneeds It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob. Karl Pilkington kangarooseatinglittles The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then. Karl Pilkington tudorsifsknows Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures. Karl Pilkington brochuresnappiesair A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau Karl Pilkington cakeblockblood If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing. Karl Pilkington slothsleeprunning Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer. Karl Pilkington computertryingthinking I saw a bee have a heart attack. Karl Pilkington sawsbeesheart If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings Karl Pilkington eyehavenswings At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider? Karl Pilkington spiderswasps If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong. Karl Pilkington knobsnot-happyfaces You never see an old man eating a Twix Karl Pilkington old-maneatingmen What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate? Karl Pilkington plates It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up. Karl Pilkington peopleyearsinteresting I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales. Karl Pilkington waleslostthinking This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story. Karl Pilkington citiesstoriesschool If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic Karl Pilkington dessertshipscamels Knowledge is almost annoying. Karl Pilkington annoying I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere. Karl Pilkington quietnightmean Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really. Karl Pilkington radiogirlfriendschool
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