Syn has a brain disorder that causes him to lie most of the time. Ignore him. (Nykyrian) Sherrilyn Kenyon More Quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon More Quotes From Sherrilyn Kenyon Anyone ever tell you you should be a lawyer? (Otto) Only Bill when we argue. Besides, I like killing bloodsuckers too much to ever be one of them. Tabitha Deveraux. Pleased to meet you. (Tabitha) Sherrilyn Kenyon bills too-much arguing Yeah, well, I guess I feel like all of us misfits need to hang together. At least that way we don't swing along. (Tabitha) Sherrilyn Kenyon swings together needs Life is serious. (Valerius) No, life is an adventure. It's thrilling and scary. Sometimes it's even a bit boring, but it should never be serious. (Tabitha) Sherrilyn Kenyon scary serious adventure I wish I had left him as he was. I wish you had told me this would happen. (Amanda) Told you what, Amanda? That the two of you would spend the rest of your lives loving each other? Raising your kis? Neither one of you have any idea how miraculous your life is. How many people would gladly sell their souls for what you have. Forget Artemis and immortality. What you have is infinitely more previous and rare. (Acheron) Sherrilyn Kenyon loving-life two ideas You were impaled? (Delphine) You know the worst part about impalement? You don’t die immediately. You hang on bleeding and aching as the spike works its way slowly through your body until it pierces some major organ. Pray to the gods you worship that you never know what that feels like. (Jericho) Sherrilyn Kenyon bleeding body way And you chose to fight for Artemis instead, what kind of stupid are you? (Jeff) Sherrilyn Kenyon fighting kind stupid What do I do? (Jeff) Well, not to insult a man who looks like a rocket scientist in comparison to you, but…run, Forrest, run. (Rafael) Sherrilyn Kenyon running men looks There can be no faith without doubt. No strength without temptation. (Rafael) Sherrilyn Kenyon temptation doubt I would kiss you anyway, but I have a feeling that if I tried– (Rafael) I’d kick you in the nuts and tear your ear off. (Celena) That would hurt. (Rafael) That’s the idea. (Celena) Sherrilyn Kenyon kissing hurt nuts Why are you doing this? (Rafael) Because life’s too short to spend it fighting when you could be holding the one you love. And love’s too rare to squander it with petty concerns. I’m lucky I have Chloe and I have no intention of letting a war I didn’t start rob me of one second of my time with her. Go in peace, Dark-Hunter. (Apollite) Sherrilyn Kenyon fighting dark war Actually, it’s my younger brother who has me ticked, but since you brought up the boyfriend thing, take my advice; Be the black widow. Find a guy, have fun with him, then eviscerate him in the morning before he can brag about it to his friends. (Chrissy) Sherrilyn Kenyon brother morning fun I would never have written it without you. (Erin) And I would never have lived without you. (V'Aiden) Sherrilyn Kenyon erin without-you written Since when does a dog care about what it humps? (Dev) I could go so low with that that even the gutter would envy us, but…I know what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to provoke a fight with me so that you can legally turn me away. I really, really want to give you that fight, too, but I have to see Sasha and it can’t wait. Sorry. We’ll have to hump and fight later. (Fury) Sherrilyn Kenyon fighting dog sorry Shut up, sod off, and let me in. (Fury) Sherrilyn Kenyon fury let-me shut-up Then I’ll do some digging. (Fury) You just can’t help this kamikaze streak you have, can you? (Sasha) Sherrilyn Kenyon fury digging helping I’m going. But before I do, let me congratulate all of you on your stupidity. (Fury) Sherrilyn Kenyon fury let-me stupidity Why are you helping me? (Fury) I don’t know. Apparently I’m having a moment of extreme stupidity. (Angelia) Sherrilyn Kenyon stupidity moments helping Good grief, Fury, warn me if you’re going to jump in here naked. (Bride) Sherrilyn Kenyon brides naked grief I warn you now. Anything happens to my mate or my son, we will hunt you down and rip you into so many pieces they’ll never find all of you. (Vane) Sherrilyn Kenyon rip pieces son Count yourself lucky. I watched my entire family as they were eaten alive by the very pack of animals you have downstairs in your house with your child. The blood of my parents flowed from their bodies through the floorboards and drenched me while I lay in terror of being torn apart by them. I was only a year older than your child when it happened. My parents gave their lives for mine and I watched as they gave them. So you’ll have to excuse me if I have a hard time thinking good of any animal except those who are dead or caged. (Angelia) Sherrilyn Kenyon hard-times animal children