Syn has a brain disorder that causes him to lie most of the time.... by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Syn has a brain disorder that causes him to lie most of the time. Ignore him. (Nykyrian)

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Honey, you need to get laid. (Selena) Why don’t you speak a little louder, Lanie? I don’t think the guys in Canada were able to hear you. (Grace) Oh, I don’t know. They’re probably headed south even as we speak. (Waiter)

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guy grace thinking

Or more precisely, is there anything I can do for you, ma’am? (Waiter) ‘How about a bag for my head, or a stick to beat Lanie with?’ (Grace)

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bags sticks grace

Yeah, well, to hear you talk, most men should come with warning labels. (She lifted her hands up to frame her next statement.) Attention, please, Psycho Alert. Me, he-man, am prone to nasty mood swings, lengthy pouts, and possess the ability to tell a woman the truth about her weight without warning. (Selena)

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swings men hands

Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of m... by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on.

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common-sense stupid way

You know, I would date if I could find a man worth shaving my legs for. But most are such a waste of time that I’d rather sit at home and watch reruns of Hee Haw.

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home men watches

No! I don’t want to Ouija, or do the pendulum thing, and I swear if I see one tarot card or rune stone I’ll yack cupcake all over you. (Grace)

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cupcakes over-you grace

If I said I wouldn’t toss him out of my bed for eating crackers, would you leave me alone? (Grace) Maybe. What else wouldn’t you toss him out of bed for? (Selena) Eating greasy grimy gopher guts? (Grace)

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bed grace leave-me-alone

Fine, but I’m not ripping the head off a voodoo chicken or drinki... by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Fine, but I’m not ripping the head off a voodoo chicken or drinking anything disgusting. (Grace)

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chickens grace drinking

Stop it. This is serious! (Selena) Serious? Please. I’m standing out here on my twenty-ninth birthday, barefoot and in jeans my mother would burn, holding a stupid book to my chest in an effort to summon a Greek love-slave from the great beyond. (Grace)

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stupid mother book

(The tree bend over. Suddenly, a hiss and a meow sounded an instant before two cats darted off across the backyard.) Look, Lanie, it’s Mr. Tomcat come to save me from my celibacy. Oh, help me, Moon Mistress. Whatever am I to do with the attentions of such an unwanted suitor! Help me quick, before he kills me with my allergies. (Grace)

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cat moon two

I do have some leftover chicken and pasta. (Grace) And wine?...That’s acceptable (Julian) Look, buster, I’m not your cooking wench. Mess with me and I’ll feed you Alpo. (Grace)

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wine cooking grace

She couldn’t very well let him join her in bed like that. Sure you could. No I can’t. Please? Hush, self, let me think.’ (Grace)

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grace self thinking

Return with your shield, or upon it.’ (Julian's stepmother) by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Return with your shield, or upon it.’ (Julian's stepmother)

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stepmothers shields return

Holy green guacamole! (Selena) by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Holy green guacamole! (Selena)

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guacamole holy green

Your boyfriend is…well, way buff. Monster buff. Lord, king buff.... by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Your boyfriend is…well, way buff. Monster buff. Lord, king buff. (Sunshine)

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your-boyfriend sunshine kings

So, what’s your style preference? (Grace) For what I have in mind... by Sherrilyn Kenyon

So, what’s your style preference? (Grace) For what I have in mind, nudity works best. (Julian)

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style grace mind

Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena) by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena)

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cookies hero men

Why did you hit him? (Grace) Because it gave me a great deal of pleasure. (Julian) Nice. You haven’t seen me in what, two thousand years? So, instead of a friendly, brotherly hug, I get slugged. (Eros)

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nice two years

Don’t start on that. When I offered you her gifts, you told me to shove them straight up my back orifice. (Eros)

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eros straight-up

Trust is always a good idea. For someone else. by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Trust is always a good idea. For someone else.

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good-ideas character ideas