Syn has a brain disorder that causes him to lie most of the time. Ignore him. (Nykyrian) Sherrilyn Kenyon More Quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon More Quotes From Sherrilyn Kenyon If Sasha’s threatened, Astrid’s upset. If Astrid’s upset, I’m going to kill whatever’s upsetting her until she’s happy again. (Zarek) Sherrilyn Kenyon happy-again upset threatened We were innocent victims. (Angelia) Yeah, and I’m the tooth fairy. (Bride) Sherrilyn Kenyon innocent teeth fairy Interesting, isn’t it? What do you have to say about that, Fury? (Savitar) They’re on crack. (Fury) Anyone else on crack? (Savitar) Sherrilyn Kenyon fury cracks interesting I can’t believe you were going to call me a liar and take my place under the guillotine. Next time I try to save you, woman, you better stay saved. (Fury) Sherrilyn Kenyon liars trying believe But on the upside, your seraph form will never age. And the only way to die is by a demon blade. As long you survive fighting them, you’re immortal to the things that would kill a normal human. Think of the money you’ll save on medical bills. (Jack) Sherrilyn Kenyon medical-bills fighting thinking And there’s one more thing. (Gabriel) Neutering? (Zeke) Sherrilyn Kenyon neutering gabriel There are some things that sorry can't fix. - Acheron Parthenopaeus Sherrilyn Kenyon sorry who are you? really." Nykyrian shrugged. "Never figured it out. takes too much time to think about myself, and time is one luxury i don't own." pg.90 Sherrilyn Kenyon luxury too-much thinking I am a socially awkward mandork. (Nick) Sherrilyn Kenyon socially-awkward awkward (She grabbed him for a bear hug.) Stop sexually harassing me, Mom. (Nick) Sherrilyn Kenyon hug mom bears You need to up your vocabulary, boy. You can’t walk around letting people think you’re stupid. Expand your horizons. Besides, it’s fun to call people names they have to look up to realize they’ve been insulted. (Mark) Yeah, that’s a twofer there. You get away with it and then they’re twice as mad when they realize how bad you really insulted them. Especially if they mistake it for a compliment when you say it and thank you for it. (Bubba) Sherrilyn Kenyon stupid mistake fun Do y’all have enough stun guns for them? (Madaug) Does a bear defecate rurally? What kind of question is that for someone who owns the biggest gun store in town? Of course I got plenty. I got enough Tasers to light up New York City AND Boston just for giggles. (Bubba) Sherrilyn Kenyon gun light new-york Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think I’m never eating guacamole again as long as I live. (Caleb) Sherrilyn Kenyon zombie long thinking Where are the cops when you need them? (Nick) Probably eating beignets. As the old saying goes, when seconds count, the police are just minutes away. (Caleb) Sherrilyn Kenyon cop police needs I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so much as fart in my backyard. (Bubba) Sherrilyn Kenyon backyards rockets police Good question. (Acheron) I have a better one. How are we going to clean up this mess? (Kyrian) Nah, mine’s even better. How do you hide a chainsaw in your locker at school? I’m thinking they’re not going to stop, and while the school has a strict no-weapons policy, I don’t think the plastic sporks in the cafeteria are going to do much to combat them. I need protection, man. Serious protection. (Nick) Sherrilyn Kenyon men school thinking And you haven’t been betrayed yet, Nick. You don’t know what that’s like. What it does to you. The scars it leaves that never fade. (Ambrose) Sherrilyn Kenyon scar betrayed doe That’s exactly what I’m talking about. That’s the evil that’s seducing you. The malevolent power that is crawling through your blood tempting you onto a treacherous path that will cost you everything you love and hold dear. You have to let that anger go before it’s too late. Vengeance always turns inward and it will consume you until nothing’s left but an empty hole that nothing can fill. (Ambrose) Sherrilyn Kenyon evil talking blood Meaning, I need you to focus. If you want to save Madaug, you need to listen to me or the mortents will eat both of you Pop-Tarts for breakfast. (Ambrose) Sherrilyn Kenyon focus breakfast needs Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb) Sherrilyn Kenyon reunion idiot thinking
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