Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. Alfred Hitchcock More Quotes by Alfred Hitchcock More Quotes From Alfred Hitchcock All love scenes started on the set are continued in the dressing room. Alfred Hitchcock dressings scene rooms I am scared easily, here is a list of my adrenaline - production: 1: small children, 2: policemen, 3: high places, 4: that my next movie will not be as good as the last one. Alfred Hitchcock next lasts children In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director. Alfred Hitchcock documentary-films film-directing directors I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks. Alfred Hitchcock beneficial shock This weapon [an ax] is primitive but effective. And it's also guaranteed to be fifty-percent painless. You see, it takes two people to operate, and the person at this end [the handle] doesn't feel a thing. Alfred Hitchcock fifty two people There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also, there are usually more casualties in a football game. The object of the game is to move a ball past the other team's goal line. This counts as six points. No points are given for lacerations, contusions, or abrasions, but then no points are deducted, either. Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. Alfred Hitchcock team football moving Our original title, you know, was `The Man in Lincoln`s Nose`. Couldn`t use it, though. They also wouldn`t let us shoot people on Mount Rushmore. Can`t deface a national monument. And it`s a pity, too, because I had a wonde. Alfred Hitchcock mount-rushmore men people There is nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever. Alfred Hitchcock eye blessed winning I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. Alfred Hitchcock revolt frightened eggs These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig. Alfred Hitchcock music pigs men One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death, although Catholics have their hopes. Alfred Hitchcock after-death last-words catholic Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. Alfred Hitchcock sarcastic funny death A movie should be as long as one can hold their bladder Alfred Hitchcock bladder should long You think she's pretty, you ought to see my slingshot! Alfred Hitchcock slingshots ought thinking I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them. Alfred Hitchcock enforcement law-enforcement police I've become a body of films, not a man, I am all those films. Alfred Hitchcock film body men Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. Alfred Hitchcock life-is-short writing drama Claude Jade is a brave nice young lady. But I don't give any guarantee what she will do on a taxi's back seat. Alfred Hitchcock nice brave giving I'm full of fears and I do my best to avoid difficulties and any kind of complications. I like everything around me to be clear as crystal and completely calm. Alfred Hitchcock calm crystals quiet San Francisco would be a good location for a murder mystery. Alfred Hitchcock san-francisco murder-mysteries would-be
