That didn't hurt me as bad as knowing every story came from my own life and now they'll continue those stories and they won't necessarily be the way I intended when I laid them out. To change my work too is pretty painful. I can't do anything about it. I can only expand on what I meant.

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Legalize hemp and allow women to grow it and make food, clothing and housing for pennies from it and legalize marijuana too. Let women integrate their divided consciousness with a natural herb instead of doctors' pills that kill the liver.

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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You... by Roseanne Barr

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

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Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weigh... by Roseanne Barr

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

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Excuse the mess but we live here. by Roseanne Barr

Excuse the mess but we live here.

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

husband inspirational jobs

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of t... by Roseanne Barr

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

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It's a big culture of mind control too, MK-Ultra mind control rules in Hollywood. If you don't know that, google it and look into it. It's really hard for artists to find their voice in the media. It's levels of brainwashing and mind control.

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My husband says, 'Roseanne, don't you think we ought to talk about our sexual problems?' Like I'm gonna turn off Wheel of Fortune for that.

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If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't goi... by Roseanne Barr

If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.

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I don't really want to hang out with politicians. I'd rather go straight to hell, and not collect $200.

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A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of... by Roseanne Barr

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. by Roseanne Barr

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

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I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

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Comedy is the only hope for humanity. by Roseanne Barr

Comedy is the only hope for humanity.

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Being hated and hunted and blamed for your own suffering makes people kind of testy, nervous, and on edge, and often fundamentalist and extreme. Bombs get thrown only when people cannot honestly talk together.

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Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the... by Roseanne Barr

Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time.

los-angeles done firsts

There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make b... by Roseanne Barr

There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.

doughnut problem earth

Being nuts is its own reward. by Roseanne Barr

Being nuts is its own reward.

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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

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Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.

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