The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk. by Ogden Nash

The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

Nietsche is Pietsche." by Ogden Nash

Nietsche is Pietsche."

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that thei... by Ogden Nash

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that their children are nave.

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.

Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too lo... by Ogden Nash

Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long. by Ogden Nash

Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces... by Ogden Nash

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind. by Ogden Nash

Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.

remorse violent mind

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

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I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.

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Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what par... by Ogden Nash

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

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