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Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like... by Aaron Copland

Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes.

Aaron Copland
cows symphony listening
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. by Abbie Hoffman

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

Abbie Hoffman
hamburgers cows advice
Mathematicians, like cows in the dark, all look alike to me. by Abraham Flexner

Mathematicians, like cows in the dark, all look alike to me.

Abraham Flexner
cows dark looks

None of my friends don't have Facebook accounts. Op-eds and studies can highlight our decreased enthusiasm for Facebook 'til the cows come home, but it doesn't change the fact that we are chained to the beast. Voluntarily, of course.

Adora Svitak
cows enthusiasm home
Cows scream louder than carrots. by Alan Watts

Cows scream louder than carrots.

Alan Watts
vegan scream cows

Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns.

Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
milk cows knowledge

Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare, it is simply disgraceful.

Aldous Huxley
cows atheism animal
I'd rather eat a cow-pat on a bun than a bloody McDonalds. by Alex Kapranos

I'd rather eat a cow-pat on a bun than a bloody McDonalds.

Alex Kapranos
buns mcdonalds cows

To my utter astonishment I saw an airship descending over my cow lot. It was occupied by six of the strangest beings I ever saw. They were jabbering together, but we could not understand a word they said.

Alexander Hamilton
astonishment cows together

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

Ambrose Bierce
whiskey cows needs
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it by Andrew Leigh

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it

Andrew Leigh
milk cows inspiration
I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is. by Ann Landers

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

Ann Landers
milk cows believe

Actually, in this instance we do have probably a better tracking system than was the instance in Canada. Because this is a dairy cow, they're all individually tagged.

Ann Veneman
canada cows teamwork

I tend to gravitate toward the realm of superstition (cures and such) and odd scientific facts (like bioluminescent shrimp and fistulated cows). I like the intimacy that I often find in the grotesque.

Anna Journey
shrimp superstitions cows
A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar. by Arthur Koestler

A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.

Arthur Koestler
bars cows writing
Now I've a sheep and a cow, every body bids me good morrow. by Benjamin Franklin

Now I've a sheep and a cow, every body bids me good morrow.

Benjamin Franklin
cows body sheep
Total contentment is only for cows. by Bette Midler

Total contentment is only for cows.

Bette Midler
cows contentment

It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn't have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things like that.

Bill Bryson
riding cows fields
Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you... by Bill Hicks

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

Bill Hicks
cows mushrooms thinking
Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get chocolate. by Bill Vaughan

Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get chocolate.

Bill Vaughan
cows chocolate animal
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